The Longest Yard (1974 film)

"The most important thing to remember is: to protect your quarterback - ME!"

"You know what my problem has been all my life? I've always had my shit together. Always. My problem's been I couldn't lift it."

"Alright men, now here's the play we're gonna use. I don't think the guards know this formation. It's called 'incidental punishment after the ball is blown dead.' Remember, any man you tackle gets an elbow, knee, or kick in the mouth."

"First Down...And Ten Years To Go."

"It's Survival of the Fiercest and Funniest"

"Burt Reynolds - Paul "Wrecking" Crewe"

"Eddie Albert - Warden Hazen"

"Ed Lauter - Captain Knauer"

"Michael Conrad - Nate Scarboro"

"James Hampton - Caretaker"

"Harry Caesar - Granville"

"John Steadman - Pop"

"Charles Tyner - Unger"

"Mike Henry - Rassmeusen"

"Jim Nicholson - Ice Man"

"Bernadette Peters - Warden's Secretary"

"Joe Kapp - Walking Boss"

"Richard Kiel - Samson"

"Robert Tessier - Connie Shokner"

"Ray Nitschke - Bogdanski"

"George A. Jones - Big George"