The Bullfighters

"I don't want to fight any bulls, I don't like bulls. [high-pitched-crying] I'm allergic to bulls!"

"[to Stan] Now always remember, anytime you get in trouble you can depend upon me to get you out of it."

"After five years, the guilty man confessed, and I was released. But I lost everything. My lawyers took my entire fortune, my wife divorced me, my family was broken up, everything. (Furiously) THOSE TWO BLOODHOUNDS RUINED MY LIFE! I HAD TO FLEE TO MEXICO TO START LIFE ANEW! But I'll run into them again! When I do catch them, I will skin them alive! First the little one, Then the big one! I'll skin them BOTH alive!!!"

"Well, this fella that looked like you had a friend - a human hippopotamus. Why, if I had that mass of blubber here right now, I'd crush him alive like this. [he crushes a handful of nuts into small pieces]"

"Stan Laurel - Stan / Don Sebastian"

"Oliver Hardy - Oliver"

"Richard Lane - 'Hot Shot' Coleman"

"Irving Gump - Mr. Gump"

"Carol Andrews - Hattie Blake"

"Diosa Costello - Conchita"

"Ralph Sanford - Richard K. Muldoon"

"Margo Woode - Señorita Tangerine"

"Rory Calhoun - El Brillante - Disgusted Matador"

"Hank Worden - Mr. McCoy"

"Max Wagner - Farmer"

"Emmett Vogan - Prosecutor"

"Cyril Ring - Cafe Customer"

"Jay Novello - Luis - Maitre d'"

"Edward Gargan - Vasso - Man Practicing Speech"