The Boondock Saints

"Ron Jeremy – Vincenzo Lipazzi"

"Sean Patrick Flanery – Connor McManus"

"Norman Reedus – Murphy McManus"

"David Della Rocco – David Della Rocco AKA "Funnyman""

"Billy Connolly – Il Duce"

"Willem Dafoe – Paul Smecker"

"Now, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing. [Begins dancing]"

"There was a fire-fight!!"

"Cuddle? What a fag."

"[After proving the Boston detectives wrong] We'll start the ass-kissing with you."