The 99p Challenge

"To the max, dude!"

"Your computer's RAM capacity is laughable to me, you megahead!"

"Take your hoverboots and dash, cred-snatcher!"

"Yeah, your mum makes gravy for leopards."

"Don't peck at my neck, swanface."

"Shame about Gatwick..."

"Oh, hey there. Are you aware that your name rhymes with "glue", "shoe", and "poo", whereas mine only rhymes with "carcass"?"

"So where are you from? I'm from prison!"

"I love European cinema. My favourite is Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo."

"I love comedy as well. My favourites are anything in which Steve Martin plays a dad."

"Hey, you are the kind of baby-making machine I'm looking for. I wanna have at least 10. I don't want much involvement in the upbringing; that's your job."

"Can we just hold hands and thank Jesus for bringing us together?"

"HiSue.Gottapackinalot,obviously.Speeddating.SoI'veactuallytookthelibertyoftakingacoupleoflinesofspeedbeforeIactuallycamehereWHYAREYOULOOKINGATME?!"

"It's weird, this, isn't it? (Sue: Mmm.) ...Not this, this. [vomits]"

"I love you! Marry us!"

"Don't you love the way a fresh box of ammunition smells?"