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"Holy buckets...she wants me to give her the D."
"Hey, sir. I've got something yummy for your little girl."
"Who's gonna pound on it? Say it: 'Ian's gonna pound on it.'"
"I can't believe I'm banging an Amish chick. I mean seriously, what are the odds?"
"Oh, did you have a moment? A little moment? You're an idiot."
"Which do you like better, the shaft or the balls?...You like 'em both, don't you."
"Put a little sack into it, powder puff."
"No way. No way my little brother's takin' it in the chili ring! You go and bang a female woman like the good Lord intended. And Ian...fill up the tank, would ya, buddy? Cause it's gettin' a little low."
"I'm into you, and...I'm hard."
"Hey, I was born to fertilize!"
"Do you have a phone number? ...You don't! Oh, okay."
"You should pee on us!"
"You gotta get the monkey."
"Nice hair. It'd look...look better in my crotch."
"What up, English?"
"I miss sarcasm. It's mostly lost on my people. And gambling... went to Vegas once. [pause] And buttfucking."
"Girl at Theme Park: I would've blown."
"Josh Zuckerman - Ian Lafferty"
"Amanda Crew - Felicia Alpine"
"Clarke Duke - Lance Johnson"
"Seth Green - Ezekiel"
"James Marsden - Rex Lafferty"
"Katrina Bowden - Ms. Tasty"
"Alice Greczyn - Mary"
"Michael Cudlitz - Rick"
"David Koechner - Hitchhiker"
"Dave Sheridan - Bobby Jo"
"Mark L. Young - Randy"
"Charlie McDermott - Andy"
"Cole Petersen - Dylan Lafferty"
"Allison Weissman - Becca"
"Andrea Anders - Brandy"
"José Duarte - Brandy's father"
"Kim Ostrenko - Ian's stepmother"
"Brett Rice - Mr. Lafferty"
"Susie Abromeit -Tiffany"
"Brian Posehn - Carny"
"John Ross Bowie - Dr. Teddescoe"
"Sasha Ramos - Kimberly"
"Jessica Just - Lindsay"
"Caley Hayes - Sandy"
"Fall Out Boy - themselves"
"Kyle Gass - Trucker"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.