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"Mr. Van Dough, you're fired!"
"[After the laser gun has destroyed her nose on Mount Richmore] Oh, my God! My nose! I look like Michael Jackson!"
"Well... I'm already wanted for attempted murder, escaping from jail, and blowing up an aircraft. Breaking and entering sounds right up my alley. Let's kick some butt, shall we?"
"Not so fast!"
"If I had my choice of weapons with you, Sir, I'd choose grammar."
"[Annoyed with his chauffeur after stepping out of his limo and into a puddle] 37-and-a-half miles of driveway, and you park in the 5 feet with a puddle!"
"[to Ferguson] Not me, you imbecile, them!"
"[Last words in the film] Hey, screw. Fetch."
"[Last words in the film] Aren't you gonna throw it back?"
"Without the inventions, the butler, and the private fast-food restaurant...he's just a normal 12-year-old billionaire."
"Five buddies, one butler, and a dog on an adventure so big... Even the world's richest kid can't afford to miss it."
"Haley Peel - Dot Polkadots"
"John Larroquette - Laurence Van Dough"
"Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury"
"Edward Herrmann - Isaiah Polkadots"
"Christine Ebersole - Regina Polkadots"
"Mike McShane - Professor Keenbean"
"Chelcie Ross - Ferguson"
"Reggie Jackson - Himself"
"Mariangela Pino - Diane Pazinski"
"Stephi Lineburg - Gloria Pazinski"
"Joel Robinson - Omar"
"Jonathan Hilario - Pee Wee"
"Serena Berman - Young Dot"
"Ben Stein - Economics Teacher"
"Claudia Schiffer - Herself"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.