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"Special delivery: a beumb. Were you expecting one? A BEUMB!? AAAAAHAHOWWWWWW!!!"
"I am not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill transvestite!"
"Ohhhh...Sixteen chests on a dead man's rum/Yo-ho-ho in the bottle of the chest/Drink to the devils and done for the rums/Hoooooooooooooooo!"
"The Great Inspector Clouseau will not be bothering us anymore."
"Peter Sellers - Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau"
"Dyan Cannon - Simone Legree"
"Herbert Lom - Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus"
"Robert Webber - Philippe Douvier"
"Burt Kwouk - Cato Fong"
"Tony Beckley - Guy Algo"
"Robert Loggia - Al Marchione"
"Paul Stewart - Julio Scallini"
"André Maranne - Sgt. François Chevalier"
"Graham Stark - Prof. Auguste Balls"
"Alfie Bass - Fernet"
"Sue Lloyd - Claude Russo"
"Douglas Wilmer - Police Commissioner"
"Ferdy Mayne - Dr. Paul Laprone"
"Valerie Leon - Tanya"
"Ed Parker - Mr. Chong"
"Adrienne Corri - Therese Douvier"
"Henry McGee - Officer Bardot"
"Andrew Sachs - Hercule Poirot"
"Julian Orchard - Hospital Clerk"
"John Bluthal - Guard at Cemetery"
"Rita Webb - Woman at Window"
"Ragbir Sraan - Arab Sheikh"
"Inspector Clouseau is back...and he's a bigger fool than anyone gives him the credits for."
"Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the movies..."
"Montezuma got his revenge. Now it's the Pink Panther's turn!"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.