National Lampoon's European Vacation

"(The car is stuck in a traffic circle) Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament."

"[singing] Oh the hills are alive with the sound of Griswold/this shit's been around for a very long time."

"Yeah country's eons old kids, that's centuries to you and me."

"[about Stonehenge] Take a last look kids, At one of man's most curious creations, built to stand the test of time and the elements, the war, you name it, A thing of glory for a million in future generations to see, and we were here."

"For over two thousand years, Europe has survived many great disasters. Now for the real test. Chevy Chase & his family are coming from America!"

"For centuries, Europe has survived many foreign invasions. Now for the real test. Chevy Chase and his typical American family are on the way."

"Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold"

"Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold"

"Dana Hill as Audrey Griswold"

"Jason Lively as Rusty Griswold"

"Victor Lanoux as The Thief"

"Eric Idle as The Bike Rider"