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"Fuck off, teenagers!"
"I don't understand, but... I'm sexy, right?"
"I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg."
"[Alana shows her boobs] Can I touch them? [She slaps his face]"
"This is my nozzle, motherfucker!"
"There's no gas-o in the goddamn car-o, Steve-o!"
"You're a goddamn fucking fighter, aren't you? I like that. I can see that. You come here trying to be all pretty for me, but really, you remind me... of a dog. Of an English pit bull dog... with sex appeal. And... a very Jewish nose."
"You have a warm smile, which is very powerful. And... you have a very Jewish nose."
"Rex Blau: You shiny, gold, tall, inexpensive prick!"
"Joel Wachs: All that we need are people in positions of power to remember to be who they were when they were voted in."
"Alana Haim - Alana Kane"
"Cooper Hoffman - Gary Valentine"
"Sean Penn - Jack Holden"
"Tom Waits - Rex Blau"
"Bradley Cooper - Jon Peters"
"Benny Safdie - Joel Wachs"
"Skyler Gisondo - Lance Brannigan"
"Mary Elizabeth Ellis - Momma Anita"
"John Michael Higgins - Jerry Frick"
"Christine Ebersole - Lucy Doolittle"
"Harriet Sansom Harris - Mary Grady"
"Ryan Heffington - Steve, Barbra Streisand's assistant"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.