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"What an asshole."
"You and me, like Batman and Robin."
"What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?"
"You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad."
"What is wrong with you, dude?! This is not a comic book, it's real life! When you're dead, it's done! There's no sequel!"
"There’s no room for punks in suits. Just real heroes who can really kick ass."
"Game on, cocksuckers!"
"Avengers assemble, asshole."
"Maybe I’ll jam my foot up your snatch."
"This 15 year old girl just owned your ass."
"Pull over, Pukeface!"
"Are you afraid you're not gonna grow into your big boy's pants?"
"This isn’t a costume, it’s who you really are."
"You know all that homophobic shit makes you sound super gay."
"Dave, your father loved you. Just like my daddy loved me. And I know it hurts. But maybe-maybe that's the real meaning of being a superhero. It's taking that pain and turning it into something good. Something right. Remember what you told me? "This is your life. You got to live it." Now help me find some pliers. I'm gonna make this guy eat his own dick."
"Get the word out that I'm building an evil army."
"I'm going to make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to my Dad."
"Red Mist was my superhero name. Henceforth, I'll be known as...The Motherfucker!"
"My superpower is that I'm rich as shit."
"Are you really that stupid? There's two of you and a whole army of us, Do you really have such a hard-on to die?"
"I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face!"
"What's the point of wearing a mask if you can't do what you want?!"
"Your dad?! You blew up my dad with a bazooka!"
"No. No. People WANT to win the lottery, People WANT to fuck Scarlett Johansson, No one WANTS to risk their life so some moron can walk through the projects at night."
"I'm here to end Kick-Ass--not just to kill him. I am gonna shit on everything that he loves!"
"You made this real! You started it! Now, I'm gonna finish it--I'll be immortal, like an evil Jesus."
"Alright, time for initiation. Turn around and I'll unzip you."
"Heh heh, yeah! There's a dog on your balls!"
"[last words, before dying] Justice...For...ever!"
"Aaron Taylor-Johnson - David Lizewski/Kick-Ass"
"Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Chris D'Amico/The Motherfucker"
"Chloë Grace Moretz - Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl"
"Clark Duke - Marty Eisenberg/Battle Guy"
"Morris Chestnut - Detective Marcus Williams"
"Donald Faison - Doctor Gravity"
"John Leguizamo - Javier"
"Jim Carrey - Sal Bertolinni"
"Augustus Prew - Todd Haynes/Ass-Kicker"
"Garrett M. Brown - Mr. Lizewski"
"Iain Glen - Ralph D'Amico"
"Lindy Booth - Miranda Swedlow/Night-Bitch"
"Robert Emms - Insect Man"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.