Just Friends

"So that's why she went with Dusty. She wants a sensitive guy... more like the old me. Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, then I'm going to show her the biggest pussy she's ever seen."

"[singing and playing guitar] Forgiveness, is more than saying sorry. To forgive is divine. So let's have a glass of wine. And have make-up sex until the end of time, time, time, time, timmmmmmeee! Time."

"[to Chris] You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father only you and I get to "mreow" and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up."

"Wait a minute, am I being Punk'D? Oh my god! Ashton, you really got me! Ha Ha! Ashton! Ashton?"

"Raise your hand if your brother's a homo!"

"You’ll always be fat to me, Chris!"

"I mean, listen, I know it might sound a little corny, maybe even a little femme, but I find something so resplendent in the simplicity of Nicholas Sparks' writing, you know what I mean? [Looks at Chris's completely feminine Christmas sweater] Nice outfit, by the way. Rock and roll."

"Mr. Palamino: How did you lose all that weight? Like that retard from Subway?"

"Clark: [about Chris and Jamie] Are you guys on the same menstrual cycle yet, or what?"

"Some friends are just friends. Others you get to see naked."

"Moments like this have been ruining friendships for centuries."

"Two Words A Guy Never Wants To Hear"

"He loves her. She loves him not."

"Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander"

"Anna Faris - Samantha James"

"Amy Smart - Jamie Palamino"

"Chris Klein - Dusty Lee Dinkleman"

"Christopher Marquette - Mike Brander"

"Julie Hagerty - Carol Brander"

"Stephen Root - KC"

"Fred Ewanuick - Clark"

"Amy Matysio - Darla"

"Barry Flatman - Mr. Palamino"

"Maria Arcé - Athena"

"Ty Olsson - Tim"

"Todd Lewis - Kyle"

"Ashley Scott - Janice"

"Trenna Keating - Nancy"

"JJ Elliott - Movie Goer"

"Tina Cerato - Movie Goer"