Invader Zim: Enter the Florpus

"Humans are such fragile, goopy things. No Irken would ever become a chair."

"Hey, keep it down out here. I'm trying to be miserable in my cheesy cocoon of misery."

"Buy my bracelet, and get ready for the most peaceful Peace Day your grotesque eyeballs have ever seen! [crowd gasps] The bracelet comes in four colors! [cheers and applause]"

"Look at them, GIR. All this time trying to subjugate the humans, and all I had to do was charge them for it."

"You're ugly when you lie Dib! [I'm not lying!] Then why are you ugly?"

"Zim always wins!"

"ZIM HAS WON!"

"I launched that pug into space."

"Intruder! Prepare to come on in!"

"[singing] Peace is nice, peace is nice. Peace is better than chicken and rice! Peace, peace, peace. Nice, nice, nice. Peace, peace, chicken, chicken, rice, rice, rice!"

"[neighbor’s pug crashes through the roof of Zim’s base, flattening Zim] Awww, I missed you so much! [eats pug, launches it back into space again]"

"Oh, I remember phase 2. You're gonna buy 1,000,000 pizzas and I’m gonna roll around in those pizzas, and that’s the story how I became a giant pizza."

"[first lines] I used to look up at space with hope and wonder in my eyes. Until space looked back. Invader Zim-- evil, alien soldier of the Irken Empire, sent by his diabolical masters, the Almighty Tallest, to infiltrate Earth and prepare it for the coming invasion. Disguised as one of us, he moved into my neighborhood, he went to my school, and with the help of his vile mechanical servants, plotted to destroy everything we have – everything we are. And then... he vanished. My name is Dib Membrane. I'm 12 years old. And I'm all that stands between Zim and the annihilation of our world!"

"Can't fight back... sat too long... chair fused to butt... more chair than man now."

"Why, as a child, I thought sharks were my friends. [removes one of his gloves, revealing a robotic arm] [in ominous voice] I know better now."

"Well, the last thing I remember was something hitting me on the head, and starting this incredible hallucination."

"[to Zim's army of robot henchmen] Why are you wearing those shirts? I never hired any of you!"

"Cut me some slack! This is my first moose!"

"Richard Steven Horvitz as Zim"

"Andy Berman as Dib Membrane"

"Rosearik Rikki Simons as GIR and Bloaty"

"Melissa Fahn as Gaz Membrane"

"Rodger Bumpass as Professor Membrane"

"Wally Wingert as Almighty Tallest Red"

"Kevin McDonald as Almighty Tallest Purple"

"Jhonen Vasquez as Minimoose, Computer, Clembrane, and Schmoopsy"

"Olivia d'Abo as Tak's Ship"

"Paul Greenberg as Poonchy"

"Justin Roiland as Foodio 3000, Weird Alien #1, Excited Audience Member"

"Eric Bauza as Bracelet Monster, Announcer"

"Fred Tatasciore as Comms Officer, Peace Day Host, Ham Narrator"

"Mo Collins as RoboMom"

"Michael McDonald as RoboDad"