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"Class: so, uh, where were we? Romantic poetry. Shakespeare. Talented. English. Dead."
"This is my Peter - uh, my friend Peter. We just met at the, uh, intersexual... homosection... INTERSECTION!"
"I just came out! At my wedding!"
"I need a heterosexual male, CODE RED!"
"[Yelling outside the bar after Howard won't marry her because he is gay and after Peter Malloy turns down her advances because he is also gay] Is everybody gay? Is this The Twilight Zone?"
"Excuse me, are we a little teapot?"
"For God's sake, don't shake that booty!"
"Think of John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance, he can hardly walk."
"Truly manly men do NOT dance."
"Well, how did you do... prissy boy?"
"Glenn Close: [at the Academy Awards] This is Cameron's first nomination and he's in extremely good company. Tonight he joins fellow best actor nominee Paul Newman for "Coot", Clint Eastwood for "Codger", Michael Douglas for "Primary Urges" and Steven Seagal for "Snowball in Hell"."
"Cameron: Maybe I should thank someone else. Someone who's really been there, someone who taught me a lot, about poetry and Shakespeare, and just, y'know, stayin' awake, man. Someone who's just an overall great guy, a great teacher... to Howard Brackett from Greenleaf, Indiana! And he's gay. Y'know, I've been thinking alot about this night, and I've decided to dedicate this whole night to a great, gay teacher. Mr. Brackett, WE WON!"
"Frank Brackett: [about Cameron] He used to mow our lawn. Never again."
"Peter Malloy: A teacher in trouble. A town under siege. A journey to the heartland. Stay tuned."
"Berniece: I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some placecards before I die. It's like heroin."
"Reporter: Should gays be allowed to handle fresh produce?"
"Sonja: I don't have time. I promised to do that photo shoot this afternoon. I have to shower and vomit!"
"Ava Blazer: [after one of the girls announces that she's gay] You can't be gay! You're a tramp!"
"Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett"
"Joan Cusack - Emily Montgomery"
"Tom Selleck - Peter Malloy"
"Matt Dillon - Cameron Drake"
"Debbie Reynolds - Berniece Brackett"
"Wilford Brimley - Frank Brackett"
"Bob Newhart - Tom Halliwell"
"Gregory Jbara - Walter Brackett"
"Shalom Harlow - Sonya"
"Shawn Hatosy - Jack"
"Zak Orth - Mike"
"Lauren Ambrose - Vicky"
"Alexandra Holden - Meredith"
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.