Good Boys (film)

"Dad, I'm in sixth grade. I need, uh, privacy sometimes."

"God, I'm so fucked. My dad's gonna kill me."

"[trying to open the bottle of chewable vitamins] Fucking childproof bullshit!"

"This is Max from earlier. Meet us at the playground across from John Adams, tomorrow at 7:40 AM. Bring the drone, and don't fuck with the Bean Bag Boys."

"Are you mocking me?! ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!"

"[shocked in horror when the drone gets hit and destroyed by a school bus] FUCK!!!!!"

"We're gonna ditch school and get a new drone."

"[aiming a paintball it at Benji; savagely] Bitch! Now who's the baby?! If I don't get those drugs, I'm gonna be grounded, and then I'll never get to kiss Brixlee! You sell drugs. We came here to buy them. So now you're gonna sell us the drugs. DO NOT TEST ME!"

"[to Thor] Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup."

"You guys don't understand shit. I have hormones flowing through my body making me do crazy things! Do you even know what it feels like to want to rub up against a tree all the time?"

"I'm into romance and grown-up shit. And you guys are still into little kid stuff. I don't even know why we're still friends."

"I don't want to get a divorce from you."

"Bean Bag Boys only."

"Ooh, you want to see Brixlee, don't you?"

"Remember the porn from earlier? The guy didn't even know how to kiss, he was just licking that woman's asshole."

"[picks up a flowerpot and smashes onto to the ground] We say there was a break-in. They trashed the place and took the drone. [Max: That's the most stupid fucking idea I've ever heard!]"

"I've had sex before, but I've never kissed a girl."

"We're making a citzen's arrest! You're both under arrest! Get on the ground!"

"Those girls are lucky I didn't kick their asses."

"I'm two weeks in the sixth grade, I'm already a social piranha."

"[getting a text on his phone from his parents] Veggie lasagna for dinner? Everything's coming up, Lucas."

"You can't kiss someone without their permission. Remember from assembly?"

"All we have to do is just go over there and tell the truth, then God will be on our side."

"The human body is truly a mystery."

"YOU MADE US BRING DRUGS TO A FUCKING PLAYGROUND?! THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!"

"Time-out, crackheads."

"No Brixlee, no friends, no hope, parents fighting, trapped in our rooms, all alone, two Taco Tuesdays."

"Oh, my God, I just killed a man!"

"You should never call a woman a skank. You shouldn't call a woman anything!"

"[to an old white-bearded man] WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT, GANDALF?!"

"If the Bean Bag Boys don't grow together, they'll grow apart."

"Please be nice to your sister, help your mom, and do not touch the drone."

"I just want you to know I'm proud of you."

"[on the phone, furious with Max when he accidentally destroys the house with the drone] Cannot believe I trusted you! I explicitly told you, do not touch the drone!"

"[scolding Max] Everything you like is now canceled."

"I will always love you because you are my son, but I no longer like you."

"Jacob Tremblay – Max Newman"

"Brady Noon – Thor"

"Keith L. Williams – Lucas"

"Will Forte – Mr. Newman (Max's Dad)"

"Molly Gordon – Hannah"

"Lil Rel Howery – Lucas' Dad"

"Retta – Lucas' Mom"

"Midori Francis – Lily"

"Josh Caras – Benji"

"Michaela Watkins – Saleswoman"

"Sam Richardson – Officer Sacks"

"Izaac Wang – Soren"

"Millie Davis – Brixlee"

"Enid-Raye Adams – Thor's Mom"