Fibber McGee and Molly

""Sweetie Face" (That's my big ol' wife). (Wallace Wimple)"

"That ain't the way I heerd it. (Old-Timer)"

"'Tain't funny, McGee! (Molly McGee)"

"Heavenly days! (Molly McGee)"

"Oh, is that you, Myrt? (Fibber McGee) (Myrt was short for Myrtle in those days.)"

"Jus' doe-natin' my time. (Ole the Janitor)"

"Hello, folks. (Wallace Wimple)"

"Love 'that man! (Beulah)"

"You're a ha-a-ard man, McGee. (Throckmorton P. Gildersleeve)"

"If you can't say something nice, don't say nothin' at all. (Teeny)"

"Gotta Straighten Out That Closet One of these Days.... (Fibber McGee, after long sound-effects sequence of falling objects!)"

""Hello operator? Give me Wistful Vista 2-0-3-Oh is that you, Myrt?" (Myrt, short for Myrtle back then)"