Failure to Launch

"Shut up, dude! Don't help him!"

"'Cause it's going to take a stick of dynamite to get me out of my parents' house."

"And the thing is, Mom, Dad, I've lived upstairs since I was three, and it's been great."

"You're all getting what you wanted. Paula, you don't have to pretend to like me any more. And, Mom, Dad, you wanted me out of the house. I'm out."

"[to Kit] Oh, Tripp is just cruising through the steps. In fact, I think tomorrow I'm gonna let him teach me something."

"Who's laughing now?"

"Matthew McConaughey as Tripp"

"Sarah Jessica Parker as Paula"

"Zooey Deschanel as Katherine "Kit""

"Justin Bartha as Philip "Ace""

"Bradley Cooper as Demo"

"Terry Bradshaw as Al"

"Kathy Bates as Sue"

"Adam Alexi-Malle as Mr. Axelrod"

"Tyrel Jackson Williams as Jeffrey"

"Katheryn Winnick as Melissa"

"Rob Corddry as Gun Salesman"

"Patton Oswalt as Techie Guy"

"Mageina Tovah as Barista"

"Stephen Tobolowsky as Bud"