Dog Man (film)

"[from the trailer] Enough about this Dog Man! It's time to stop this super-cop!"

"[Sarah: How evil can one cat be?!] Pretty evil! Ha-ha-ha!"

"[to Butler] You're fired!"

"I need someone, who thinks like me, acts like me, and has a retched soul like me. I need another me!"

"[Li'l Petey: Do you have a car seat?] A what? [Li'l Petey: A kid's car seat.] You're a clone cat sitting in a flying mechanical bug. They don't make a car seat for that. [Li'l Petey: OK, Papa.]"

"Yes! My 80-Hexotron Driodformigon is complete!"

"Hey, kid. [Li'l Petey: What?] Look up. You want to know something, kid? [Li'l Petey: What, Papa?] This world has a lot of problems. But it can never be a horrible place. 'Cause you're in it."

"Dog Man, get in here! Now!"

"Will you get outta here?! Go and arrest Petey, AND I DON'T CARE IF IT TAKES A MONTAGE!"

"You're on thin ice, Dog Man. So don't mess this up. Now, sit! [Dog Man sits on a desk chair, which spins] Stay! [The chair comes to a stop] You only have one job to do: keep your eyes on those monitors. [pulls out a rubber ducky] So, if somebody breaks out your favorite chew toy, and waves it around, you… You look at the monitors! [pulls out a bone] And if somebody has a juicy and delicious treat, you're not gonna look at it. You… You look at the monitors! [takes off his hat, revealing an Eastern gray squirrel on his head] And if somebody just happens to have an Eastern gray squirrel, you… [grabs Dog Man, who tries to get the squirrel as it scurries away] No! Dog Man! Just sit here, and don't mess this up, or you'll lose your job!"

"Why do you always gotta lick the… [spits, censoring himself] …inside of my mouth?! [Dog Man grunts "I don't know"]"

"[from the trailer] This super-cop makes friends, solves crimes, and even plays piano for the old folks."

"How evil can one cat be?! [Petey: Pretty evil! Ha-ha-ha!]"

"[repeated line to Petey] Papa!"

"[upon meeting Grampa] I'm not Petey, I'm Li'l Petey, your grandson."

"Maybe, Flippy… Maybe you just need a friend."

"[repeated line; in a robotic voice] Destroy all do-gooders."

"Arise, my beastly building! Arise!"

"Where are you, Petey, the World's Most Evilest Cat?!"

"It's him! Greg the Dog, hit the siren!"

"Greg, if anything happens to me, take care of my girlfriend, Alice, will you?"

"You know that I gotcha, buddy. [he and Greg fist-bump] Fam."

"It's a… bomb!"

"Wait. Aren't dogs colorblind?"

"Part dog. Part man. All hero."

"Peter Hastings — Dog Man, Officer Knight, Greg the Dog, Harold's House"

"Pete Davidson — Petey"

"Lucas Hopkins Calderon — Li'l Petey"

"Lil Rel Howery — Chief"

"Isla Fisher — Sarah Hatoff"

"Ricky Gervais — Flippy"

"Billy Boyd — Seamus"

"Stephen Root — Grampa"

"Poppy Liu — Butler"

"Cheri Oteri — Mayor of Ohkay City"

"Melissa Villaseñor (US version) Louise Redknapp (UK version) — Realtor"

"Luenell Campbell — Milly"

"Kate Micucci — Dippy"

"Brian Hopkins — Big Jim"

"Yung Gravy — Mr. Whiskers"

"Kelly Stables — Harold Hutchins"