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"Now it's time for my breakfast."
"Crazier things have happened on the road."
"I thought [naming a sex act after Rick Santorum] was a super idea and asked my readers to nominate sex acts for the honor of being known as a "santorum." Nominations poured in--more than 3,000! I rejected some of the suggested sex acts for being too broad (oral sex), others for being too rare (manrimming-dog), still others for being completely fictional (donkey punching, dirty sanchez). I also eliminated nominated sex acts that already have perfectly good names (fisting, felching, rimming, scat)."
"I don’t speak with a stupid filmmaker about his poop fetish!"
"I have taken time to do a little research to know what homosexuals do in the privates [sic] of their bedroom. One of the thing [sic] they do is called anal licking, where a man’s anus [imitates] is licked [kissing noise] like this by the other person [man says “like ice cream”] like ice cream. And then what happens, even poo-poo comes out [demonstrates using hands]— the other person poo-poos out, and then they eat the poo-poo!"
"I’ve done research, this is what they do: number one, you can see a man here, having sucked the other person’s rectum, and the other person is poo-pooing, and this one is eating the poo-poo all over the place! Tell me, when you have a law against homosexuality, do you say, “except eating poo-poo?” I mean look at this guy sincerely! Bishop? [Bishop groans and leans away in disgust]"
"But you never know, it might be fun to do it covered in shit."
Young though he was, his radiant energy produced such an impression of absolute reliability that Hedgewar made him the first sarkaryavah, or general secretary, of the RSS.
- Gopal Mukund Huddar
Largely because of the influence of communists in London, Huddar's conversion into an enthusiastic supporter of the fight against fascism was quick and smooth. The ease with which he crossed from one worldview to another betrays the fact that he had not properly understood the world he had grown in.
Huddar would have been 101 now had he been alive. But then centenaries are not celebrated only to register how old so and so would have been and when. They are usually celebrated to explore how much poorer our lives are without them. Maharashtrian public life is poorer without him. It is poorer for not having made the effort to recall an extraordinary life.
I regret I was not there to listen to Balaji Huddar's speech [...] No matter how many times you listen to him, his speeches are so delightful that you feel like listening to them again and again.
By the time he came out of Franco's prison, Huddar had relinquished many of his old ideas. He displayed a worldview completely different from that of the RSS, even though he continued to remain deferential to Hedgewar and maintained a personal relationship with him.