Clueless (film)

"So, okay, you're probably going, "Is this, like, a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl."

"Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials."

"[repeated line] As if!"

"Suddenly, a dark cloud settled over first period. I got a C in Debate?!"

"Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972."

"Wasn't my mom a Betty? She died when I was just a baby. A fluke accident during a routine liposuction."

"[arguing her way out of a tardy] Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'."

"[to Dionne, about Mr. Hall and Miss Geist] Will you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That's an unequivocal sex invite."

"[to Elton] You are a snob and a half."

"So, okay. I don't wanna be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, c'mon, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants, and take their greasy hair—ew!—and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so!"

"Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie."

"So, okay. The Attorney General says there's too much violence on TV, and that should stop. Even if you took out all the violent shows, you could still see the news. So until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value."

"Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good. Also, sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds guys of being naked, and then they think of sex."

"[after she and Josh kiss] Well, you can guess what happened next. [scene changes to Mr. Hall and Miss Geist's wedding] As if! I am only 16, and this is California, not Kentucky."

"Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Is there a problem here?"

"Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Whatever."

"Alicia Silverstone – Cher Horowitz"

"Stacey Dash – Dionne Davenport"

"Brittany Murphy – Tai Fraiser"

"Paul Rudd – Josh Lucas"

"Donald Faison – Murray"

"Elisa Donovan – Amber Mariens"

"Breckin Meyer – Travis Birkenstock"

"Jeremy Sisto – Elton Tiscia"

"Dan Hedaya – Mel Horowitz"

"Wallace Shawn – Mr. Wendell Hall"

"Twink Caplan – Miss Toby Geist"

"Justin Walker – Christian Stovitz"