'Allo 'Allo!

"(To Edith) You stupid woman!"

"(To Madame Fanny) Shut up, you (silly) old bat."

"You may wonder what I am doing...."

"Oh Yvette!"

"René! What are you doing with that woman?"

"René! What are you doing, holding that poor servant-girl in your arms?"

"Ooooh, Rrrrenéééé!"

"Edith! Yvette! Maria/Mimi! Oh! Does nobody hear the cries of an poor old woman!?"

"Ze flashing knobs, ze flashing knobs!! (in later seasons, Leclerc often comes out from the bedclothes)"

"Not the onion soup!"

"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."

"Can you do nothing right?!"

"Monsieur Alfonse, undertaker - Swiftly, and with style."

"Ze small hearse with ze small horse."

"Ohhh... my dicky ticker!"

"I love you, I love you! (running after Madame Edith and pinching her bum)"

"It is I, Leclerc!"

"Leclerc: It is I, Leclerc, man of a thousand faces!"

"René: All of them the same."

"May I kiss you?"

"Yes, Herr Flick!"

"[at the top of her voice] GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN!"

"Gid moaning."

"I have bad nose."

"I have a massage from Michelle."

"I was pissing by the door..."

"I was in the poop"

"Hole Hotler!"

"Take off your clothes."

"You may kiss me!"

"Flick ze Gestapo... no, I said FLICK ze Gestapo!"

"Give me my powerful Gestapo binoculars."

"You vill dress as a woman of the opposite sex"

"What-a mistake-a to make-a"

"Da a beautiful laidy i-a kiss-a your hand"

"Heil-a Mussolini! (in response to General Von Klinkerhoffen's "Heil Hitler")"

"My heart goes boom-titi-boom... titi-boom"

"Colonnello! (kisses Von Strohm on his bald head)"

"Ow are you getting on, ey?"

"'tler! (pronouncing only the last third of "Heil Hitler!")"

"Hello! (when they come out of hiding)"

"(Jolly) good show!"

"Gorden Kaye - René Artois"

"Carmen Silvera - Edith Artois"

"Vicki Michelle - Yvette Carte-Blanche"

"Francesca Gonshaw - Maria Recamier"

"Rose Hill - Fanny La Fan"

"Sue Hodge - Mimi Labonq"

"Jack Haig - Roger LeClerc"

"Robin Parkinson - Ernest LeClerc"