Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? (TV show)

":Chief: You did it! We've been trying to do it for years and you finally did it! You captured the elusive ringleader of V.I.L.E., the one and only Carmen Sandiego! YAY! [waves pom-poms before tossing them aside] And you did it just in time, too, because we've just discovered the real plan: to steal ACME HQ! She came this...[makes a gesture with thumb and finger that's only half an inch apart]...close...to putting us all out of commission for good, so she could steal the world's treasures unchallenged!"

"It's time to contact my collection of crooked compadres. My coast-to-coast crime spree is about to begin. I've filched the world's finest artifacts. And now, America's greatest treasure will soon be in the hands of Carmen Sandiego!"

"You got the better of me this time, gumshoe, but the best is yet to come."

"Carmen here! Catch me if you can!"

"I hate to interrupt, but I thought you'd be interested to know that my next underhanded scheme is already underway."

"This is Carmen calling you to wish you luck. You'll need it."

"I couldn't help overhearing. I just wanted to warn you that you'll have to work hard to confound my next caper."

"Hello and welcome to ACME, I'm the Chief. But don't just think of me as your boss; think of me as your coworker and your boss. All of us her at ACME have the same job: tracking down thieves. Ultimately, we're after the number-one thief of all time: Carmen Sandiego!"

"I guess the writing's on the wall. I hope I get letters in jail."

"I've been nabbed! I knew I shouldn't have stuck around here!"

"Darn! You got the drop on me before I could make my big splash!"

"I can't believe you found me! I suppose it's too late for a plea bargain."

"Don't expect me to congratulate you for catching me – I'm a sore loser!"

"I thought I pulled a snow job on you, but you put me on ice!"

"You may have netted me, but my money is still on Carmen Sandiego!"

"You found me? I'm speechless! I guess you got the last word in."

"I'm all yours, flatfoot, but they haven't built a hoosegow yet that can hold me!"

"You put an end to my scheming! Carmen will be steaming!"

"Curses! All my foul plans have gone up in smoke!"

"I'm caught! I knew I should have stolen away when I had the chance."

"I thought I could relax, but you uncovered my tracks!"

"Go ahead and read me my rights, but you'll never get Carmen in your sights!"

"Just when my plans revved into high gear, you come along and stall my engines!"

"Help you? But I am a nobleman, it very uncommon for me to help commoners."

"When we spoke of "defeeting" King George, that's not exactly what we meant."

"[sweet voice] My dear ACME agents, I know you're only doing your job, [modulated voice] but you won't keep me locked up for long, losers!"

"You may have taken the wind out of this doctor's sail, but I doubt if you'll put Carmen in jail!"

"Dream on, detectives. You've got me under control for now, but there's a meltdown coming soon and her name is Carmen Sandiego."

"You caught up with me again, agents! But you'll never accelerate fast enough for a collision with Carmen!"

"Thomas Edison: Someone really needs to invent a more convenient store - open twenty-four hours a day."

"Ivan Idea: Wow, Edison really does think ahead of his time!"

"Hello, this is Joe. What? They want to borrow thread?! It's the middle of the night!! Listen close, guard, do NOT give those rascals a spool of thread! Tell 'em to come back in the morning when we're open!"