"Patrick Swayze as Pecos Bill"

"Catherine O'Hara as Calamitty Jane"

"There's this man named Bell. He's claiming that people can be hundreds of miles away and hold a conversation like the…"

"[referring to Babe] Is that ox really blue?"

"Seems like fishing's the only time me and pa actually get along."

"Kind of makes it all worthwhile, don't it?"

"You sure do know a lot for a half-growed piglet, so how’s this for plain English: stay away from the horse or he'll k…"

"Widowmaker's kind of particular of folks taking liberties with him. Matter of fact, last man who tried that… Widowmak…"

"[surrounded by thugs] Howdy. [a thug punches him]"

"Everybody and their dog's probably after us by now."