"You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit. Now I'm not some grungy…"

"I have been told that the best crackers in the world can do this under 60 minutes but unfortunately I need someone wh…"

"It's kinda like masturbation without the payoff."

"Stanley: Nothing is impossible."

"Axel Torvalds: He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize, he does. He lives a life where nothing…"

"Ginger: Surprised that a girl with an IQ over seventy can give you a hard on?"

"Log on. Hack in. Go anywhere. Steal everything."

"Once you know the password you can go anywhere."

"Log In. Log Out. Leg It!"

"Password Accepted"