"Brock, you loser! If I had given a real photographer that job, I would finally have the evidence to send Spider-Man away forever! You're through, Brock! When I am done with you, you won't be able to get a job taking wedding pictures in Siberia!!!"

"I've got to say, you look just like me. Except you're more angry back alley than friendly neighborhood."

"Could you make a little more noise? I'm only breaking and entering here!"

"The heating bill on this place must be enormous! And I thought crime didn't pay."

"Tony Hawk. Hey, I skated with that guy!"

"(to a defeated Mysterio) Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to Vegas instead!"

"(when Mysterio grabs him) Do I look like Fay Wray? Put me down!"

"(to Mysterio) Hey! You finally found a costume the size of your ego!"

"(to Mysterio) Dude, capes are out this year."

"Where is she, Venom?! Where is my wife?"

"(looking at a poster of the Lizard) Monsters infest sewers. *laugh* Yeah, right."

"(running from the police) Man! Mary Jane was right! I should've stayed home today!"

"(In the Green Goblin's secret base) Gee. I wonder who those *pumpkin bombs* belong to."

"(after seeing "Spider-Man" steal a machine) Last time I checked, *I* was Spider-Man."

"Oh, man! Looks like the Fantastic Four aren't around right now."

"What's the matter? Hurt your little tusky-wusky?"

"Toro! Toro!"

"Are your ears ringing?"

"Rhino Burgers coming up!"

"Whoever your boss is, he's off his ROCKER!"

"Come on, gimmie a break!"

"Not this time, guys."

"Let's see what Venom's up to, then we'll tackle Rhino."

"(sees Venom on the Jumbotron) Sad thing is, he'll probably get his own talk-show for this."

"You've gotta be kidding! (Gets out of building, fire is everywhere, it looks bad for Spidey) Perfect end, for a perfect day..."

"Listen, whoever you are, no one can control the symbiotes! NO ONE!"

"(If taken in the wrong direction) Okay, news flash. Gotta follow the Spidey Compass."

"(to Venom) Our bad? OUR bad?! I'm gonna kill you!"

"Aah. Printing press."

"(To Black Cat, on What If? Contest) Black Cat! What are you doing-- Who's behind-- why-- Why are you dancing?!"

"HEY, WAIT! I'M NOT A BAD GUY!!!"

"I'm innocent!"

"This isn't the bank!"

"Gotta get to that bank..."

"You Found My Weakness Spiderman...You Pay For That!"

"You're just a lot of talk and some tights!"

"Gonna put your mask in my trophy case!"

"I'm Gonna Bury You!"

"Yeah, bring it on, chump!"

"Hold still, punk!"

"I almost feel sorry for you!"

"Time for your Dirt Bag Wall-Crawler!"

"You won't stop us this time!"

"How Do you like that!"

"This is Gonna hurt!"

"Knock it off!"

"What have you done to me?!"

"Beg for mercy!"

"Prepare for your end!"

"First you, then the world!"