"[Opening narration] Castle Duckula, home for many centuries to a dreadful dynasty of vicious vampire ducks: The Counts of Duckula! Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the heart or exposure to sunlight. This does not suffice, however, for they may be brought back to life—by means of a secret rite that can be performed once a century when the moon is in the Eighth House of Aquarius! The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan..."

"Good night out there! Whatever you are!!"

"Have we witnessed the fall of the house of Duckula? Or is it an improvement on the old place?"

"Duckula: [To Nanny] Has this information penetrated what we laughingly call your BRAIN???"

"Too late again,Dr Von Goosewing."

"Yes Milord, very good Milord."

"Really Milord, do you think this is wise?"

"Oh, oh no, what's happening?"

"Mr Igor,what have you done to my Duckyboos?"

"Ooh, you have got it on you today!"

"Have you got a clean vest on?"

"Straight off to bed and no supper for you!"

"I'll smack your legs!"

"Oooh, now then!"

"Ooh dear, now how did THAT happen?"

"You be a brave soldier."

"Oooh, I can see I'm going to have to teach you some manners!"

"Cooey! Duckyboos!"

"I'll Get It!"

"Nanny... You're a ninny, nanny!"

"I don't believe it.I might have known.Goosewing!"

"Igor, you're going over the top,again!"