"I was sitting under the Jones Street underpass yesterday. That's because I want to be a writer and writers gotta have experiences, like underpasses."

"No matter how low you are on the food chain, there's always somebody lower."

"Did my saying that shock you? GOOD! Writers are supposed to shock people."

"They're all necro-nerds and Sand freaks. They think death is romantic. Death is hard and cold and ugly, not some cute chick."

"I can't believe you want to get involved in that censorship crap."

"Cartoons are so pretentious."

"This doll is telling me things I don't want to hear and if it doesn't shut up in going brush it's head, I'm going to brush and brush until I brush off it's head."

"Somebody once said that a liberal is a conservative that's never been mugged. A few years ago I would have laughed. But today, I'm not so sure."

"I'm Mr. Gone, a student of the mystic arts! Unfortunately, an untalented student, or else I wouldn't have to keep shooting fools like you."

"The others cry out for you, Julie Winters. Their screams of agony are the kisses I place along your neck."

"To be first in the soil, which erupts in the coil, of trees veins and grasses all brought to a boil. Wait, it's different somehow, cause this land isn't mine, and my brain has been freed, I'm not thinking in... poetry stuff."

"Pain lasts, kid. It's how you know you're alive. Sometimes I think this growing up thing is just pain management."

"Maxx (thinking): Gone told me how three years ago a young architectural student was beaten and raped and left for dead."

"Mr. Gone: You see, I know about the dream… about the doll…about everything! I know who you really are…Who you were before you found the mask lying in the mud, and what you are now, behind the mask, though you’ve been too cowardly to look!"

"Maxx: I hate to wake up to someone else’s nightmare. I especially hate waking up in someone else’s bathroom. And what’s worse, that bathroom has leaky pipes! I don’t know why I know this is a bathroom. I am king of the wildplaces. I shouldn’t know anything, about pipes and gashets and traps and valves…but I do. Just like I know that dream was not my dream! It belonged to the Leopard Queen, in some way I can’t explain."

"Maxx: Dead. I awoke from the daydream of the wild place and teeth were at my throat! So I awoke and slew. But Julie is still kidnapped and the Jungle Queen is insane! I didn’t protect either of them. I failed. I wish it was time for Cheers but it’s not. It’s time for vengeance!"

"Julie: If all this baroque posturing is supposed to be threatening me, it’s pretty lamo-o. I mean, you can kill me sure…so can every crackhead on my block…nut you sure aren’t scaring me me!"

"Julie: Oh, Gawwwd! Let me guess! I’m supposed to be dressed as every cheer leader, prom queen and circus acrobat who ever turned you down for a date! And as I beg and whimper you finally achieve some sort of tawdry sexual revenge?"

"Mr. Gone: I ran into your friend Maxx today, Julie. He still hasn’t got a clue that you’re the key to all this. He thinks he’s some kind of superhero on this world. Can you ‘’’imagine?’’’’ I killed him of course. Shot him and locked him in a dumpster with a handful of the dark Ises. They turn meat-eaters when you bring them over. Did you know that? Ahh….life is good! This Ises are pretty interesting…Did you know that to humans they appear as whatever you dress them as?"

"Maxx: Blacking out…lost too much blood…pain…have to find…Julia… It feels good to run and leap again! To feel the soft loam under my heels! To know tat I am king in this savage place…but even a king must have his jungle queen! If I can just find her, then everything will be all right."

"Mr. Gone: You really don’t remember anything important, do you Br’er lappin? I’m Mr. Gone!...A student of the mystic arts. Unfortunately an untalented student, or I wouldn’t have to keep shooting fools like you."

"Mr. Gone: Give it up Br’er Lappin! You…gasp… know Julie Winters is the one I want! She’s….wheezz the strong one…The one who pulls …hant your strings!"

"Mr. Gone: Amazing…You really don’t remember any of it! Not the girl or the !sz or the bloodworms or me."

"Maxx: The woman I saved yesterday was raped and mutilated, it said so on the news. I have to do something about that."

"Julie: Hi, Ocono. You gotta package here for me?"

"Maxx: Starting to fade…it’s starting to come back to me now…back to Australia. Not the Australia they teach you about…Melbourne, Sydney, The Outback… No the real Australia. The smoking caves. The gods who eat mountains, the flying dragons, the rivers of gold, the Leopard Queen. Taunting me…almost an enemy…beautiful and feral as the great beasts she runs with, still she inspires me… For her I can be… …A hero!"

"Maxx: Oh God. It’s started again. The pounding. God I wish I was a drunk. At least that would explain this!"

"Maxx: The skinny one’s Teego. The Big one’s fridge. They beat people up, take their money, kill them sometimes. The cab driver gets a third. One woman, they beat her head so hard against the sidewalk, they crack the concrete. Another got away by running three blocks on a broken foot. Sometimes that’s the only way people get saved, suicidal bravery. Sometimes it’s luck that saves them. Sometimes it’s fate. Yeah, usually it’s fate… But, sometimes, it’s me."

"Ike Barinholtz as Muscleman, Czechmate"

"Seth Meyers as Prock, Professor Astounding"

"Horatio Sanz as The GayFather"

"Chris Kattan as Indiana Johnson"

"Vanessa Bayer as Dr. Jill Stein-Awesome-Kaplan"

"Mike O'Gorman as Tim's Father/Dash"

"Cecily Strong as Tim's Mother/Dine"

"Andy Samberg as Seaman"

"Jill Benjamin as Musclegirl"

"Bobby Moynihan as Dr. Turfenpeltz, Handy Man, Pablo, Fake Santa Claus/Animal Control, Hotwings, Toolbox, Teleportation Larry, Made Man, Ricky Finn, Paul, The Wombat, The Gopher King, The Blinker, Mr. Balloon, The Three Dopes, Bird Master, Globo, Greg"

"Colin Quinn as Elliot Levy-Apelstein"

"Kate McKinnon as Lola Gold/The Agravator, Mademoiselle Hunchback"

"Maya Rudolph as Lady Malocchio"

"Will Forte as Giuseppe Malocchio Jr."

"Steve Higgins as Mr. Awesome"

"Rachel Dratch as Joyce Mandrake/Fireplug, Tom Boy"

"John Lutz as Mr. Stone"

"Josh Meyers as Perfect Man, Flying Dutchman"

"Bill Hader as Dr. Giuseppe Malocchio"

"Rashida Jones as Hotwire/Metal Fella, Other Hotwire"