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April 10, 2026
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"EVERY disaster that occurs in this WORLD can be traced BACK to those FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS! The recent increase in rats! Periodic FLOODING! UNSEASONABLY invasive PLANT GROWTHS! ALL GODWIN PLOTS!"
"That filthy devil, Godwin! He CLOSED the underground passageway, pretending he did so to prevent the infiltration of SUSPICIOUS characters! LIES, I say! They took the other lands from the HOUSE of Aethelbald, and now they PURLOIN our last humble sanctuary! There are no words to describe the EVIL of this FILTHY DEVIL! The BIG CREEPER! The FURBALL! The STUPID MATRIKA!"
"It's those Godwins... If I could just lay a HAND on Godwin! Just a FINGERNAIL! I'D STAB HIM IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!"
"There's no way a filthy devil like him would fight FAIR! He MOST CERTAINLY cheated somehow! NO doubt about it!"
"I wish that FILTHY DEVIL Godwin would return to the PESTILENT DUNGHEAP from WHENCE HE SPRANG, instead!"
"I've heard that you're taking a stand against that FILTHY DEVIL, Godwin! You're going to BASH him up good?! This is absolutely wonderful news! That insalubrious blackguard Godwin is truly the very SOUL of evil incarnate! His PESTIFEROUS being spreads evil to everything it TOUCHES! Stormfist USED to be mine, I tell you! It RIGHTFULLY belongs to the House of Aethelbald! He TOOK it from me, he TRICKED everyone! FILTHY, FILTHY, DEVIL! No QUARTER or MERCY for the FILTHY DEVIL! BASH HIS EXECRABLEMALEFICENT RANCOROUSDAMNABLEFACE! DEVIL! PERFIDIOUSMISERABLEODIOUSWRESTCH!! GEETAAAAARRRGH!!!"
"My own two HANDS shall squeeze his neck! I'll STAB him in the forehead with my FINGERNAIL! DIVINE RETRIBUTION!"
"Good SHOW, Your Highness! You DROWNED those GODWIN DEVILS just like FILTHY RATS! A FITTING end for their like, I SAY! Now let's GET the REST OF THEM! DROWN THEM ALL! REVENGE UPON THOSE FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS! DEATH AND DESTRUCTION UPON ALL THE-- Oh. My word. I got a tad carried away again, didn't I?"
"Suddenly I find myself upon a ship, for reasons distressingly unknown... But I hardly mind! As long as I get to trounce those FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS, I'd travel to the VERY CENTER OF HELL!"
"I may be off to rest, but there'll be no rest for THEM! Crush them! Crush the filthy devils, and do it in my name!"
"Our next target is HATRED FORTRESS?! Why, that's those FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS' FILTHY castle!!! RAZE it to the ground, I say! BURN it to ASH! Grind it TO DUST! AND SALT THE FILTHY EARTH!!! Ah ha ha hah!"
"We shall BATTLE as soon as you dare to face ME! Come, and taste defeat!"
"Those FILTHY devils!!! How dare they set fire to that town?! I say we DRENCH them in BOILING oil and CREMATE THEM ALIVE!!! See how THOSE filthy devils like it!!!"
"There's absolutely, positively and undeniably NO DOUBT those FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS put that imposter up to it!!! ...Is there?"
"Your Highness! You saw the despicable HORROR inflicted upon those POOR beavers! These are the kind of REPREHENSIBLE ACTS those VILLAINS PERPETRATE!!! They're FILTHY DEVILS TO THE CORE!!!"
"What? Where's my hometown? Oh, come now! Surely Your Highness jests! I'm from where those FILTHY, maniacal Godwin DEVILS laugh as they crush the populace under their boot! Stormfist! There shall be no homecoming for me... ...Not until those FILTHY DEVIL GODWINS have been violently, thoroughly EVISCERATED!!!"
"Damned Godwins! My family's been storing up its rage for a hundred years! Worthless, filthy devils! You don't deserve sunlight, or air! You deserve to be buried in garbage! You deserve to DIE choking on rotten feces at the bottom of the world's flithiest, darkest cesspit!!"
"FINALLY! At long LAST! I thought this day would never COME! But it HAS, and with great FANFARE! The time has come to let those FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS know that Stormfist does NOT belong to them! We'll SMASH the FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS' castle to TINY, UNRECOGNISABLE bits!!! We'll STOMP it! And CRUSH it! And CRUSH it! And STOMP it! And then CRUSH it again! Until NO EARTHLY TRACE REMAINS! ...And then we'll PAVE over the site, just to rub it in! HA HA HA HA HAAAA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!! You could say I'm looking forward to it. Is it noticeable, Your Highness?"
"That FILTHY DEVIL GODWIN has been defeated!!! ...But now all the excitement's gone from life, somehow..."
"Ah, nothing like a nice, quiet game to soothe the flames of eternal righteous hatred. Care to play?"
"What? A family tree? Why, of course! of course! Fully one-hundred generations of Aethelbalds, fully documented right here! Go ahead, have a look! But what do you need this for? To catch a thief of aristocratic histories? Of course! I insist!!! If you're through with my family tree, I would like to have it back. It's a keepsake that helps me remember the indignities suffered by us at the hands of these FILTHY GODWIN DEVILS! Sometimes, I think it's all I have left.[Catching Raven and recruiting him quest]"
"Should the ruinous light cover the land, Eresh must once again open the door and descend into the darkest depths. Perhaps Eresh's meeting you was meant to prevent that from happening, one chosen by the Dawn Rune..."
"Of course I'm not all right! Do these stairs look soft to you?! Ooohh, my poor, fragile, gentlemanly body!"
"Let us begin. What a terrifying destiny, indeed... What an abominable, dismaying, ghastly destiny! I can't even imagine where to begin! It's all so terrible! What part of your appalling fate would you like to hear about first?"
"Oh, my! It's simply unspeakable! I've never seen a person with a more unfortunate destiny in battle than you! Every time you enter a battlefield, the arrows will find you! Every time you use a magic Rune, it will explode! I can't believe you're still alive with luck like this! You could die any time! Maybe today! Tomorrow at the latest!"
"You shall be besought by insurmountable debts! Your family name shall be forever ruined amongst creditors!"
"Your destiny is to die alone, without ever knowing the divine taste of true love!"
"No! Oh, no more! It's too gruesome to go any further! Honesty, I knew your fate was bad, but this is appalling!"
"Let our mercy as deep as the Feitas and our authority as powerful as the Sun be revealed to the entire World."
"True loyalty is being able to speak what you think is right and what you think is wrong."
""Geez, I'd hate to meet the artists who didn't have promise." (After Sialeeds explains to the group that Lord Barrows granted Haud Village, which is explosively, discordantly, and painfully colorful and tacky, to a group of artists he felt had promise.)"
"The eyepatch was to remind myself to never get overconfident."
""I don't expect you to forgive me. You can even curse me if you want to. I can take it." (After Georg stab Queen Arshtat.)"
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"You're gonna have to prove to me... You're a winner."
"What if my master plan was murdering you... in front of your beloved brother?"
"I always knew I'd get a chance to destroy that damned fortress someday! Here we go men! This is payback for everything we've been through!"
"C'mon, guys! We'll show them the spirit of Lordlake's still alive and kicking!"
"Fall back?! They've gotta be kidding! I've been waiting for this fight! I'm moving forward, full speed ahead!!!"
"...Dammit. Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! I've been waiting so long for this, and now they want me to back off?!"
"Great. I get all fired up to fight for you, and my first mission is to carry luggage! Whatever you do, don't put Silva in charge of morale!"
"As a swordswoman, I shouldn't be saying this, but I detest war. It makes me realise that swordsmanship is nothing more than the art of killing. Still, when war is inevitable, a swordswomans duty is to shed blood in the place of the helpless masses. That's why we must hone our skills and push ourselves farther than others. At least, that's how I justify it..."
"One of the Queen's Knights told me about your parents. It seems they were both figures of rare and dignified stature. Of course, one could tell that simply by looking at you. My father was a member of the Maximillion Knights. It meant everything to him. That's why he became such a hopeless wreck after they disbanded. I couldn't stand seeing him that way. I inherited the aspirations that my father once held, and that's why I ended up running away from home. Looking back now, I don't even think I really had a choice, even if people say I was just a naive girl rushing off on a whim. I'm just happy Mathias came along with me. And grateful as well. And I still haven't given up... I really am my father's daughter it seems."
"You don't need to know, four-eyes. It's none of your concern."
"So Prince. . .How was it? . . .Oh come on! You know what I'm talkin' about! The purification rite! You must have taken a peek, huh? Am I right? I'm right, right?! Hey who looked the hottest? Well no need to ask really -- it had to be Sialeeds! . . . You're kidding me. You DIDN'T look?! WHY THE HELL NOT?! That was a once in a lifetime opportunity! I can't believe you passed that up! Damn! I gotta say, you just let down every man in Falena. . ."
"Gizel doesn't even have ONE female attendant! What's up with that? Does he even LIKE girls?"
"Well, hey, don't worry about it. If she's not your thing, I wouldn't mind breaking her in!"
"Luserina's a fine specimen, but did you check out Lelei?! Hot! Now, if I could only get her away from Lucretia..."
"Hey, nice duds, Prince! You look about five times manlier than usual! If I were a girl, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off you!"
"What's this, Prince? You've brought along another honey? What do you mean 'she just appeared out of nowhere?!' Why do you have all the luck?!"