"Why is it that one of us who wants to live the most, who deserves to live the most dies, and the ones that deserve to die keep on living? What's the message in that?"

"That's how we deal with death. We can't change what it is, so we keep it light until it's time to get dark. And then we get pitch black."

"Rest in pieces."

"[To Maggie after killing Vilain] You know how to carve a turkey?"

"[As Yang and the Chinese millionaire jump out of the plane] Now that's some real Chinese take out."

"[To Ross] If you need me, call me, or you're dead."

"[Shoots a tired mine worker] Anybody else tired?"

"Imagine if 6 pounds of pure plutonium is powerful enough to change the balance of the world. So, imagine what 5 tons would do."

"Don't challenge me."

":[Ross charges in, guns blazing] Let's make it more dramatic. [Shoots out half the lights]"

"Hey, I'd hate to break up the bromance. We're twenty seconds late!"

"Great. Just what I need. 50-year-old pizza."

"How did you do that?"

"Sylvester Stallone as "Barney Ross""

"Jason Statham as "Lee Christmas""

"Jet Li as "Yin Yang""

"Randy Couture as "Toll Road""

"Dolph Lundgren as "Gunnar Jensen""

"Terry Crews as "Hale Caesar""

"Jean-Claude Van Damme as "Vilain""

"Liam Hemsworth as "Billy the Kid""

"Charisma Carpenter as "Lacy""

"Bruce Willis as "Mr. Church""

"Arnold Schwarzenegger as "Trent Mauser""

"Nan Yu as "Maggie""

"Amanda Ooms as "Pilar""

"What most people call hell, they call the retirement home."

"[After Smilee performs an outrageous stunt] Couldn't take the stairs?"

"Barney Ross: [Sees Stonebanks] It can't be..."

"[After Barney shoots Conrad] I am The Hague."

"You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess! And we're the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it!"

"Good morning! Let's get to the CHOPPA!"

"If your guys wanted to fight, why didn't they just get married?"

"Happy hunting!"

"Hurry up. It's boring."

"I'm getting out of this business, and so should you."

"Then I guess our favors are done. [Smoking a cigar] But you're still an idiot! [The last word echoes through the hangar]"

"[Repeated line] Men."

"'Bout time you boys showed up!"

"Hale Caesar: Time to mow the lawn! [Wreaks havoc with a mini-gun]"

"[Rescues Luna from a fight and then serenades her] Your name is Luna, right? Luna means uh, moon. Hypnotic, mysterious, much like yourself. Would you like to hold... my gun? [Luna bemusedly takes the gun] Vamonos, chica."

"[Shouting] I need a job! All I know what to do is kill people! And I do that very well, Goddammit!"