"If you fall into the water, you can still move slowly. But never fear! I will rescue you with my trusty fishing pole. Even if you fall off the edge of a "Ghost Valley" track or into the lava on one of the "Bowser Castle" tracks, I'll quickly reel you in to safety."

"Excellent driving! You are now a Super Mario Kart expert."

"Welcome to Mario Kart-a!"

"I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

"I'm-a Wario! I'm-a gonna win!"

"Peachy! (Peach passing quote)"

"Here I go! (Wario passing quote)"

"Lets a go! (Mario passing quote)"

"Let's-a go!"

"Here we go!"

"Wahoo! I'm the winner!"

"Okie-dokie! Mario get you next time."

"Oh, mamma mia!"

"HI I'M DAISY!"

"Whoo! Not too bad, right?"

"Whoa! Aw, brutal!"

"Oh, yeah! Who's #1 now? Luigi!"

"Hey, that's-a pretty good! Oh, yeah."

"Waa! Oh, well. Next time!"

"Oh, yes! How nice! Looky me!"

"Wow! Next time, it's mine."

"Whoa! I can't believe I'm lost!"

"Yeah! Oh, yeah! Wario wins!"

"Argh! I get you next time!"

"I lost to a bunch of losers!"

"Waa-ha-ha! Waluigi's number one!"

"Waa! Waluigi no win this time!"

"Whoo-hoo! Baby Mario win!"

"Oh, not too bad for a baby."

"No, no, no, no, no! Mamma mia!"

"Checkered flagee for Weegee!"

"I'm Pilot X and I challenge you to a battle in outer space!"

"I'm from out of this world! I'm PILOT X! The best aviator in the entire universe!"

"What did you say, mister?"

"Ready and willing!"

"Cutter Mitchell as Torn"

"Tell you the truth, I'm probably dead already. But that doesn't mean I can't take a few scumbags with me."

"So we're up against the world's nastiest crime boss with the best mercenary racers money can buy, and we've been poisoned. I've had better weeks."

"Ready to get car-Jakked?"

"Okay, now you piss me off!"

"You want some Dark Jak?"

"Feeling Jakked up?"

"I'm gonna Jak you up!"

"This one's for Damas."

"Yeah, Samos taught me well."

"Wham, bam, thank you ma'am."