"I think the main thing, for me, was finding a female character that I felt like really spoke to young women and that was really important to me. I didn’t want to be somebody’s girlfriend. Not to say that those roles aren’t as good but I loved the idea of this character being pro-active and driving her own story, changing her own life through her own will. That’s such a great message for young women and I’m so excited to be doing that and also, it brings the energy to the party. I’d go in there with such enthusiasm and excitement to be a part of something like that."

"There were definitely some disorienting moments where I had no idea what was going to happen with her. I remember one day I came in and we’d had like ten recording sessions and I said ‘how does this movie end? Do I die?’ I didn’t know what was going to happen and they’re like ‘oh, right. We never told you what the third act was’ (after the San Francisco chase scene). Where are we going to go from here? Then I found out there were a whole two acts after that. We worked on the first act so much to get it right."

"Uh, honey, ever since you were a little baby, I knew that someday... you would save the world from an alien invasion from outer space."

"Extract the Quantonium with extreme prejudice. I want it all. Every last drop!"

"Nothing can stand in my way now!"

"[looking at Susan on a monitor] Oh, you think because you're all big and strong, and you can destroy my robot probe, that you're gonna send me running and hiding?! My days of running and hiding are over. Computer set a course to Earth! I will retrieve the Quantonium myself... even if I need to rip it out of her body, one cell at a time!"

"[Susan tries to escape his forcefield] Don't bother, that forcefield is impenetrable-- [Susan smashes her fist through, nearly hitting Gallaxhar] WHAT THE FLAGNOG?!"

"[telling his life-story; is constantly interrupted by his cloning machine pressing him down] Many zentons ago, when I was but a squidling, I found out that my parents were... No child should ever have to endure that! So I went on the road, with a giant... And soon thereafter was married! Things were going well, until she wanted to... And I was all "No way!", and she was all "Yes way!", and I was like... But I've told you too much already!"

"Let the birth of my new planet - now called... "Gallaxhar's... Planet" begin!!"

"Humans of Earth! I have come in peace. You need not fear me. I mean you no harm. However, it may be important to know that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. And those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should in no way take any of this personally — it's just business! So, just to recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die. Gallaxhar out."

"Attention, all aliens! Destroy all monsters!"

"Uh, Spaceballs! Divert the Quantonium to the bridge, and prepare my escape capsule!"

"Attention, robot probes! Crush the earthling!"

"Are you crazy?! You could have killed me!"

"Like I told you before, you should have defeated me when you had the Quantonium! Have fun exploding!!"

"[last lines before his death] Come on, come on!!!!"

"[as she grows, for the wedding guests flee in terror] Wait, wait, everybody! It’s okay! Have some champagne while we're figuring this out!"

"[seeing Gallaxhar's gigantic robot probe] I can't fight that thing! I can't even...I never... [gasping] I'm hyperventilating! Does anybody have a giant paper bag?!"

"Three weeks ago, if you had asked me to fight an alien robot, I would have said "No can do!" But I did it! Me! I'm still buzzing! Did you see how strong I was? There's probably not a jar in this world I can't open!"

"[to her mother, after B.O.B. hugs her and nearly suffocates her in his gelatinous body] Sorry, Mom. He's a hugger."