"We need to change a few things. I ain't with that "save the fucking hood" bullshit, "treat your girl right", that shit is wack. All right? This label, we rap about Uzis, blowing motherfuckers' heads off. Know what I'm saying? "Smack your bitch up", "Shoot your motherfucking homeboy in the face", type shit. All right?"

"[Showing Bridgette the skeleton of William O'Day] A little family reunion. You have his cheek bones."

"Sandy Baron as Morty"

"Due to interference, my experiment has gone awry. I am becoming a mutant, my brain slowly losing human perspective. I am no longer Mittenhand. I am now... Mitten-spider."

"Heather McDonald as Tory Reding"

"[Upon seeing Kowalski's remains after Leprechaun came out of his crotch] Damn. 'Gonna take more than penicillin to fix that shit."

"I am not defensive and I will shoot anyone who says I am defensive."

"[Revealing her breasts] Look upon them and know that you are forever doomed."

"Warwick Davis as The Leprechaun"

"Man. Twenty-first century and they still can't dance."

"Yo man, want me gold?"

"John Gatins as Scott"

"Tina, get out of here. Go back! There's a big, ugly motherfucking spider! Go back! get out!"

"The King is dead. Long live the Queen."

"Michael Callan as Mitch"

"Lee Armstrong as Tammy"

"John DeMita as Fazio"

"[After Leprechaun becomes a giant] What did you shoot him with, steroids?"

"One more thing, if I lose any more of my men, YOUR ASS IS GRASS! [Pauses, realizing that Dr. Mittenhand's only organic parts are his head and right arm] If... if you've even got an ass!"

"Mike Cannizzo as Danny (as Michael Cannizzo)"

"[Pulls out a pistol and imitates John Wayne] Hold it right there, pilgrim. I'm not gonna hurt ya. Naw, I'm not gonna hurt ya. [Fires gun] The hell I'm not!"

"Come closer, come closer, my fresh young lass. Let me take a look at ya before I tap your ass. [Chuckles]"

"Help me... Help me..."

"Kiss me, I'm Irish!"

"[On the phone] Hey you, you listen to me. You don't wanna fuck with me, okay? I hope you had sex last night, 'cause I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna cut off your dick, then I'm gonna feed it to my pit, then I'm gonna burn the shit when it comes out my goddam dog's ass, you hear me? Don't fuck with me, bitch!"

"Donzaleigh Abernathy as Esmeralda"

"Oliver Llewellyn Jenkins as Matt"

"Your shrieks, my dear, provide a perfect accompaniment to this romantic evening."

"I am like the Wizard of Oz, am I not? Running things from behind a curtain. Only this wizard IS NOT A FAKE!"

"I can walk!"

"Death to he who sets a Leprechaun free. Steal his gold, it will corrupt your soul, you see. For many a moon the legend has grown, death toll increases, solution unknown. Beware the evil wanderer in search of his loot, lest you suffer the wrath of his golden flute. Flee while you can, the future's not good- for no one is safe from a Lep in the Hood!"

"The path to power is often soiled with innocent blood, and I will let nothing stop me from becoming king. I'll have power and glory, and a beautiful queen to share it with. Share... Now there's a word that lies crooked upon me. The very sound of it sends my teeth to grate and conjures up pictures of me gold being carted off to pay for feminine pleasures, leaving me with less than what I want, and what I want is everything. I'll wed her, bed her and bury her all in the same day. I wonder if her father will pay for the wedding AND the funeral."

"A leprechaun's home has many surprises."

"As Shakespeare said, shit happens."

"[After mutating into a Spider-esque abomination] No! You can't! My work! FLIES! I need, flies! Everything will be lost. the code. I have to remember the code. Bring me flies. No! No! I must save the ship. My work!"

"We'll have to make some changes to your face as well. 'Tis a fair face, but the wee ones won't suckle if you don't look like them. They can be very demanding at times. Many changes. Many changes."

"Now you've done it, you've welched on a Leprechaun!"

"Caroline Williams as Loretta"

"Charlie Heath as Cody"

"Warwick Davis as Leprechaun"

"Welcome To Vegas... Your Losing Streak Is About To Begin!"

"[Dolores is hanging from the catwalk] Do ya like hangin' around, eh? [Bashes one of her hands] Well there's no future in that!"

"Debbe Dunning as Delores"

"Rick Peters as Mooch"

"She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice."

"The Luck of the Irish.. just Ran Out!"

"I'm going to have to make a few alterations, but afterward you should be able to bear a full litter."