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April 10, 2026
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"Thwarted again! I feel like such a sucker. Well, kids, hate to ink and run...... but I AM an octopus!"
"Havin' fun yet?"
"You called?"
"You must hate it when I show up...Too bad!"
"N'ghaaa! This is heavier than I thought! It'll take me 5 minutes to drop it! (referring to the four-ton weight in the opera scene)"
"Don't tease the octopus, kids!"
"I ain't no garden-variety octopus!"
"Long time no see! You've changed! Did ya miss me?"
"Mwa ha ha! Let's see if Maria can shrug THIS off!"
"I owe you one, so I'm gonna jam up your opera! (in a letter at the Opera House)"
"Imp! Pal! Buddy! (about to use his "Imp Song" spell)"
"Look at me! I'm a receptionist! G'fa, ha, ha! (in the Colosseum in the World of Ruin)"
"I'm nothing more than a stupid octopus! (after seeing his portrait)"
"Well, whadduya want I should do?"
"I have more lives than I do arms!"
"Silence Knave! You are in the presence of octopus royalty! A lowborn thug like you could never defeat me!"
"Oh, all right, Uncle Ulty REALLY wants you to paint his portrait!"
"Uh, well, Mom always said I was a slow learner... but I eat FAST!!"
"Muscle heads? Hate 'em! (referring to Sabin)"
"Seafood soup is NOT on the menu! (an alternate version to the above line in FFVI Advance)"
"Yaaaouch! Seafood soup! (after being burned)"
"Uwee hee hee... Game over!"
"Gwee-hee-hee... You're up the creek without a paddle! And I'm not gonna let you through! ... Does that make me a bad octopus?"
"What a delicious morsel! I wanna get my tentacles around her...! (about to attack Terra)"
"The end comes...beyond chaos"
"The end draws near..."
"Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!"
"Hee-hee-hee! But what fun is destruction if no "precious" lives are lost?"
"Bleh! You people make me sick! You sound like lines from a self-help book! If that's how it's going to be... I'll snuff them all out! Every last one of your sickening, happy little reasons for living!"
"And did you all find your "somethings" in this broken world that just won't die?"
"Why do you build, knowing destruction is inevitable? Why do you yearn to live, knowing all things must die? (alternate version of the previous line which appears in the Anthology FMV)"
"Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life, knowing that they must someday die? ...Knowing that none of it will have meant anything once they do?"
"I will destroy everything... I will create a monument to non-existence!"
"I've acquired the ultimate power! Observe...Such magnificent power! You're all nothing more than fleas compared to me now! Embrace your destruction... It is the fate of all things."
"Oh dear... Well, I guess I was a bit hasty in calling you a useless old man before... NOW you're useless!"
"Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!"
"I hate hate hate hate hate hate... hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE YOU! (alternate version of the previous line from the original SNES translation)"
"Ouch! B-blood... Blood! Blood!!! You vicious brat! Argh... Grrr...! You know, you really are a stupid... Vicious... Arrogant, whiny, pampered, backstabbing, worthless... LITTLE BRAT!!!"
"You really are a slow one. And always, always...ALWAYS such a little goody two-shoes!!!"
"Ooh! They're warm to the touch! What treasures!"
"I'd say you're all charged up, boys and girls...or whatever... Say, remind me to show you my Magicite collection someday! You might see a few familiar faces!!! Now for a little Magicite hocus-pocus...!"
"This little hamlet has too much boring and not enough burning... TORCH EVERYTHING!"
"I don't care for the appearance of this pitiful little hamlet... So burn it!!"
"How 'bout a little Magitek mayhem?"
"Oh dear...you wanna fight me?! This is just dreadful!"
"Read my lips - mercy is for wimps! There's a reason "oppose" rhymes with "dispose"...If they get in your way, kill them!"
"Gah! How dare they put me in a place like this! ...Hmph! I just can't believe it! What a bore."
"I'm a god! I'm all-powerful! Uwee-hee-hee... I'll collect more Espers... I'll extract their magic... And then... ... ... I'll revive the Warring Triad! I've already drained all your powers! You're useless to me now! You too! Take a hike!"
"Hee-hee... Nothing beats the sweet music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison! Uwee-hee-hee!"
""Wait", he says... Do I look like a waiter?"