"You can't keep me from learning. You can't keep me from studying. So you have a choice-- you could have me as a professional colleague... passionate... or you can have me as an outspoken outsider, still adamant. Either way, I'll probably still be viewed as a thorn. But I promise you one thing. I am a thorn that will not go away. ... You done? I hope not, sir. We will adjourn briefly then."

"Benton Jennings - Maitre'D"

"Kerry Washington - Jasmine"

"Adam Brody - Benjamin "The Tank" Danz"

"Keith David - Father"

"Chris Weitz - Martin Coleman"

"Rachael Huntley - Suzy Coleman"

"Michelle Monaghan - Gwen"

"Stephanie March - Julie (Associate #1)"

"Jennifer Morrison - Jade (Associate #2)"

"Theresa Barrera - Janet (Associate #3)"

"Perrey Reeves - Jessie (Associate #4)"

"Melanie Tolbert - Jamie (Associate #5)"

"Vince Vaughn - Eddie"

"Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith"

"Brad Pitt - John Smith"

"Eddie: I live with my mom because I choose to. She's the only woman I've ever trusted."

"Jane Smith: Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet."

"Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punch line is you die."

"We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being."

"I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning."

"Denzel Washington - Coach Herman Boone"

"Before they could win, they had to become one."

"Craig Kirkwood - Jerry "Rev" Harris"

"Kip Pardue - Ronnie "Sunshine" Bass"

"Ethan Suplee - Louie Lastik"

"History is written by the winners."

"Anybody know what this place is? This is Gettysburg. This is where they fought the Battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fightin' the same fight that we're still fightin' amongst ourselves today. This green field right here, painted red, bubblin' with the blood of young boys. Smoke and hot lead pourin' right through their bodies. Listen to their souls, men. "I killed my brother with malice in my heart. Hatred destroyed my family." You listen, you take a lesson from the dead. If we don't come together right now on this hallowed ground, we too will be destroyed, just like they were. I don't care if you like each other right now, but you will respect each other. And maybe - I don't know, maybe we'll learn to play this game like men..."

"We will be perfect every day in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts...and then you will run a mile. Perfection! Let's get to work."

"Burgess Jenkins - Ray Budds"

"Gregory Alan Williams - Coach Paul "Doc" Hines"

"Ryan Gosling - Alan Bosley"

"Alright, listen up! I'm Coach Boone. I'm going to tell you all about how much fun you're going to have this season. We leave for camp, Gettysburg College, August 15th, 7:29 am! If you report at 7:30, you will not be playing football this season; you will be watching. You will wear a jacket, shirt, and tie! If you don't have one, buy one. If you can't afford one, then borrow one from your old man. If you don't have an old man, then find a drunk, trade him for his. Cause I can guarantee you, there isn't a bum on the street that looks as raggedy and ridiculous as what I'm looking at right now. This is no democracy! It is a dictatorship! I am the law! If you survive camp, you will be on the team. If you survive."

"Earl C. Poitier - Blue Stanton"

"Kate Bosworth - Emma Hoyt"