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April 10, 2026
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"Nick Offerman as Don Fitzgerald"
"Ed Helms as Brad Gurdlinger"
"Will Poulter as Kenny Rossmore Miller"
"Emma Roberts as Casey Mathis Miller"
"Jason Sudeikis as David Clark Miller"
"Jennifer Aniston as Sarah "Rose" O'Reilly Miller"
"[El Diablo is closing in on her] Say it, don't SPRAY it!"
"Edward James Olmos as El Diablo"
"Eddie "Piolín" Sotelo as Rafa"
"Placido Domingo as Monte"
"Paul Rodriguez as Chico"
"Cheech Marin as Manuel"
"Andy Garcia as Delgado"
"Luis Guzman as Chucho"
"Carlos Juvera as Tomás"
"George Lopez as Papi"
"Odette Annabelle as Chloe"
"Piper Perabo as Rachel Ashe"
"Jesús Ochoa as Officer Jesús Ramirez"
"José María Yazpik as Vasquez"
"Jamie Lee Curtis as Aunt Viv Ashe"
"Maury Sterling as Rafferty"
"Manolo Cardona as Sam Cortez"
"No mas! ["mas" means "more" in Spanish]"
"You don't like my SMILE?!"
"[upon realizing Chloe is missing] Hold your tacos!"
"[when asked where she's from] I'm from Beverly Hills."
"What? We're MexiCAN, not MexiCAN'T!"
"[when on top of El Diablo] You owe me a Chasmere SWEATER!"
"[on being a Chihuahua] Tiny, but mighty."
"You know that with-holding vital information from a federal officer is a serious offense. Especially, when that officer has paid handsomely for it and I wouldn’t think twice about ripping that patch off your eye hole and skull fucking you to death."
"[caught on the top floor of the hotel by Marquez's men] Any suggestions, Ms. "Why don't we get a room on the 5th floor so we can see the beautiful sunset"?"
"[on the phone] Listen, I have got a swell buncha guys intercepting Marquez's army but they've got no guns! Now listen, I want you to understand me. This is no time to screw the pooch because this is supposed to be the big dance number alright? Hello? Hello you there? OK Ok I'm gonna freak right out!"
"Antonio Banderas - El Mariachi"
"Salma Hayek - Carolina"
"Johnny Depp - Sands"
"Mickey Rourke - Billy"
"Eva Mendes - Ajedrez"
"Danny Trejo - Cucuy"
"Enrique Iglesias - Lorenzo"
"Marco Leonardi - Fideo"
"Cheech Marin - Belini"
"Julio Oscar Mechoso - Advisor"
"Rubén Blades - Jorge Ramirez"
"Willem Dafoe - Barillo"
"If they move, kill 'em!"
"Chano Urueta - Don Jose"
"Alfonso Arau - Lt. Herrera"
"Jorge Russek - Maj. Zamorra"
"Paul Harper - Ross"