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April 10, 2026
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"Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys."
"Six dollars? That's like a dollar an hour!"
"Tina, come get some ham!"
"Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!"
"You got like three feet of air that time. Can I try it really quick?"
"What the heck are you even talking about?"
"[to Pedro] Just listen to your heart. That's what I do."
"[to Deb] I like your sleeves...they're real big."
"Are you guys having a killer time?"
"[to Trisha over the phone] Really? It took me, like, 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."
"[while hitting a tetherball repeatedly] [hit] Yes! [hit] Yes! [hit] Yes!"
"[to Deb] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore."
"Yeah, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff."
"Yeah, hold on...I forgot to put in the crystals."
"Pedro offers you his protection."
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
"I caught you a delicious bass."
"[looks at a wig] That one looks like a medieval warrior."