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April 10, 2026
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"A mid-air collision leaves a 747 without a pilot..."
"Charlton Heston – Alan Murdock"
"Karen Black – Nancy Pryor"
"George Kennedy – Joe Patroni"
"Gloria Swanson – Herself"
"Efrem Zimbalist Jr. – Captain Stacy"
"Susan Clark – Helen Patroni"
"Myrna Loy – Mrs. Devaney"
"Sid Caesar – Barney"
"Linda Blair – Janice Abbott"
"Dana Andrews – Scott Freeman"
"Helen Reddy – Sister Ruth"
"Roy Thinnes – First Officer Urias"
"Ed Nelson – Maj. Alexander"
"Nancy Olson – Mrs. Abbott"
"Martha Scott – Sister Beatrice"
"Norman Fell – Bill"
"Jerry Stiller – Sam"
"Conrad Janis – Arnie"
"Beverly Garland – Mrs. Freeman"
"Augusta Summerland – Winnie"
"Guy Stockwell – Col. Moss"
"Erik Estrada – Flight Engineer Julio"
"Christopher Norris – Stewardess Bette"
"Irene Tsu – Stewardess Carol"
"Laurette Spang – Stewardess Arlene"
"Sharon Gless – Stewardess Sharon"
"Aldine King – Stewardess Aldine"
"Kip Niven – Lt. Thatcher"
"Austin Stoker – Air Force Sgt."
"Okay. But you keep those dinky toys out of my hair and away from this plane for 15 minutes, maybe less. I'll DRIVE it out."
"I'll be back in time if I have to pull that plane out with my teeth!"
"Hold the whipped cream; I just had a dessert."
"Aww, a tractor-trailer jack-knifed and flipped over. It's laying on its side like a drunken dinosaur."
"That's one nice thing about the 707. It can do everything but read."
"Nice going sweetheart (as he taps the fuselage of the damaged plane)"
"My late husband played the violin. Not professionally, but he was very good. He once played the Minute Waltz in 58 seconds."
"When you get to be older, there isn't a lot left to be frightened of."
"The #1 novel of the year - now a motion picture!"
"Burt Lancaster – Mel Bakersfeld"
"Dean Martin – Capt. Vernon Demerest"
"Jean Seberg – Tanya Livingston"
"Michael McKean - State Trooper"
"Laila Robins - Susan Page"
"John Candy - Del Griffith"
"Steve Martin - Neal Page"
"Pack in the laughter!"
"What he really wanted was to spend Thanksgiving with his family. What he got was three days with the turkey."
"Ben Stein - Wichita Airport Representative"
"Richard Herd - Walt"