"Today, you would be working on a computer and you would never go outside when it came to getting all the effects. At ILM, they actually built all those things for "Innerspace". The miniature work won an Oscar. I don't know that they could be that much better today."

"Well, it was a hit on video. It was one of the first big videos, and it was discovered on video, basically. Although audiences liked it in theatres - when I went, they were in stitches - the ad campaign was so terrible for that movie. It was just a giant thumb with a little tiny pod on it. You couldn’t tell that it was a comedy - you couldn’t tell anything - and it had a terrible title, because we could never figure out a better one."

"Turbo thruster one, disabled."

"Foreign object detected, approaching through esophageal passage."

"Warning, approaching tricuspid valve of heart. Do not enter! Do not enter heart!"

"Nuclear weapons, Jack. They mean nothing. Everybody's got them, no-one has the balls to use them. Am I right? Space, you say? Space is a flop, didn't you know that? An endless junkyard of orbiting debris. Ah, but...miniturization, Jack. That's the ticket. That's the edge that everybody's been looking for. Who will have that edge, Jack? What country will control miniturization? Frankly, I don't give a shit - I'm only in this for the money! And that's why, Jack, we've got to get that little pod out from inside of you!"

"Please, I beg of you for some aspirin!"

"Would I be in a doctor's office if I was feeling all right?"

"I'M POSSESSED!"

"When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man who can kick-back and party!"

"The Jack Putter Machine, zero defects. (leans back and sighs, to himself) God help us."

"This guy is definitely not firing on all eight cylinders, Jack."

"[The syringe containing the miniaturized pod is being shaken around in Ozzy's pocket] Ozzy? Am I being punished?"

"Look Ozzy, who's nervous now ok? I know what our objectives are. I've done my homework and I can do this little job blindfolded, so everyone just calm down."

"[Taps a light to fix it] State of the art."

"I'm in a man, I'm in a strange man, I'll be a son of a bitch, I'm in a strange man surrounded by strangers in a strange room!"