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April 10, 2026
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"The most fun you can have without a passport."
"The Star of 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' is Finally Going to Greece."
"Falling in Love...In All the Wrong Places"
"Nia Vardalos - Georgia"
"Richard Dreyfuss - Irv"
"Harland Williams - Big Al"
"Rachel Dratch - Kim"
"Caroline Goodall - Dr. Tullen"
"Ian Ogilvy - Mr. Tullen"
"Sophie Stuckey - Caitlin"
"María Botto - Lala"
"Jack Lemmon - John Gustafson"
"Kids. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em."
"[distraught over losing his Green Hornet fishing rod in the fishing hole] Where's the Green Hornet?"
"Burgess Meredith - John Gustafson, Sr."
"Daryl Hannah - Melanie Gustafson"
"Buck Henry - Snyder"
"Ossie Davis - Chuck"
"Kevin Pollak - Jacob Goldman"
"Ann-Margret - Ariel Truax"
"Walter Matthau - Max Goldman"
"Unpolished. Unkempt. Unleashed. Undercover."
"[to Gracie] If I'd ever had a daughter, I imagine she might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never reproduced."
"I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!"
"Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown."
"Eyebrows. There should be TWO."
"There are no words."
"I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap."
"Look, she's gonna cry again. [imitating winner] 'Oh, if I only had a brain."'"
"Hey! I'm GLIDING here!"
"Heather Burns - Cheryl Frasier, Miss Rhode Island"
"William Shatner - Stan Fields"
"Ernie Hudson - FBI Asst. Director Harry McDonald"
"Candice Bergen - Cathy Morningside"
"Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews"
"Michael Caine - Victor Melling"
"Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart"
"Never Mess With An Agent In A Dress."
"She's Got A Killer To Catch... Right After The Swimsuit Competition."