"Then you don't know about Ryback? He is an extreme psychopath. He hates officers. He hates America. This is the captain's birthday. I don't want him ruining it. No one speaks to him or lets him out. If he tries to escape, shoot him right here. I'm counting on you."

"[spitting at Ryback's soup] Add a little flavor."

"(pressing the buttons to launch a Tomahawk missile) This little piggy goes to the market. This little piggy stay at home. This little piggy... Oh, mama. Oh, mama. We... We... We... WEEEEEEEE!! All the way home! (air guitars the Star-Spangled Banner as the missile launches, then settles into the captain's chair with a long sigh) Happy trails."

"All of my life. Saturday morning cartoons. The best. For example, remember those two little shrimps coming in, riding seahorses, little chaps, little pistols? Bang! Bang! Bang! Shooting over their shoulders. Rescue that lobster from the Swedish cook. Funniest thing I ever saw in my life! Splendid work, by the way."

"Daffy... Porky Pig... Little red fucker with a mustache... (Yosemite Sam)"

"Doumer, Doumer, Doumer. Why didn't you hire this person? I don't know what his price would have been, but it would have been WORTH it."

"[After taking control of the Missouri] Four minutes ahead of schedule. Damn, I'm good."

"Let this be a learning experience. If you resist, we will kill you and the man next to you. Now move out of here in an orderly fashion. Now!"

"(singing) And there she is. Miss July 1989. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, no, no. That's not Miss July."

"Don't worry about a thing, baby. You could play this gig with your eyes shut."

"Keep the faith, Strannix."

"All your ridiculous, pitiful antics won't change a thing. You and I, we're the same, we're puppets in the same sick play. We serve the same master, he's a lunatic, he's ungrateful and there's nothing we can do about it. You and I are the same."

"Next thing I know, you'll be dating musicians."

"Suzy Amis - Kate Dove"

"Chris O'Neill - Boyle"

"Mike Starr - Francis, The Barkeeper"

"Cuba Gooding Jr. - Bomb Squad Class Member"

"Ruben Santiago-Hudson - Officer Blanket"

"Loyd Catlett - Officer "Bama""

"Christofer de Oni - Officer Robby Cortez"

"Caitlin Clarke - Officer Rita"

"John Finn - Captain Fred Roarke"

"Stephi Lineburg - Lizzie"

"Forest Whitaker - Officer Anthony Franklin"

"Lucinda Weist - Nancy"

"Faleena Hopkins - Gaerity's Sister"

"Brendan Burns - Gaerity's Cellmate Kevin"

"Lloyd Bridges - Officer Max O'Bannon (ret.)"

"Tommy Lee Jones - Ryan Gaerity"

"Jeff Bridges - James "Jimmy" Dove/Liam McGivney"

"5. 4. 3. 2. 1......Time's Up."

"Boom baby. Sweet dreams."

"The fuse has been lit..."

"Down the hatch, Liam. I'll be leaving you with my masterpiece. I'd love to show you how it works, but really there's no time."

"The real fireworks for Katie and Lizzy would be later. Why don't you just settle down with Betty, catch it on the telly. I wasn't expecting you so early. It's funny how things always work out for the best."

"You might want to mind your feet there, Liam. Betty's a very particular bomb. I hate guns. You fell for it. That wasn't the real trigger, this is."

"You have me wrong. I'm not the destroyer, I'm the creator."

"I'm here to create a new country for you called chaos and the government called anarchy."

"What are you, a detective?"