"Then you don't know about Ryback? He is an extreme psychopath. He hates officers. He hates America. This is the captain's birthday. I don't want him ruining it. No one speaks to him or lets him out. If he tries to escape, shoot him right here. I'm counting on you."

"[spitting at Ryback's soup] Add a little flavor."

"(pressing the buttons to launch a Tomahawk missile) This little piggy goes to the market. This little piggy stay at home. This little piggy... Oh, mama. Oh, mama. We... We... We... WEEEEEEEE!! All the way home! (air guitars the Star-Spangled Banner as the missile launches, then settles into the captain's chair with a long sigh) Happy trails."

"All of my life. Saturday morning cartoons. The best. For example, remember those two little shrimps coming in, riding seahorses, little chaps, little pistols? Bang! Bang! Bang! Shooting over their shoulders. Rescue that lobster from the Swedish cook. Funniest thing I ever saw in my life! Splendid work, by the way."

"Daffy... Porky Pig... Little red fucker with a mustache... (Yosemite Sam)"

"Doumer, Doumer, Doumer. Why didn't you hire this person? I don't know what his price would have been, but it would have been WORTH it."

"Let this be a learning experience. If you resist, we will kill you and the man next to you. Now move out of here in an orderly fashion. Now!"

"(singing) And there she is. Miss July 1989. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, no, no. That's not Miss July."

"Don't worry about a thing, baby. You could play this gig with your eyes shut."

"Keep the faith, Strannix."

"All your ridiculous, pitiful antics won't change a thing. You and I, we're the same, we're puppets in the same sick play. We serve the same master, he's a lunatic, he's ungrateful and there's nothing we can do about it. You and I are the same."

"Shaun Toub - Farhad"

"In any real city, you walk, you brush past people, and people bump into you. In L.A, nobody touches you. We’re always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other just so we can feel something."

"I didn't ask for your help, did I?"

"Sandra Bullock - Jean"

"Don Cheadle - Graham"

"Matt Dillon - Officer Ryan"

"Jennifer Esposito - Ria"

"William Fichtner - Flanagan"

"Terrence Howard - Cameron"

"Ludacris - Anthony"

"Karina Arroyave - Elizabeth"

"Loretta Devine - Shaniqua"

"Thandie Newton - Christine"

"Ryan Phillippe - Officer Hanson"

"Dato Bakhtadze - Lucien"

"Michael Peña - Daniel"

"Keith David - Lt. Dixon"

"Tony Danza - Fred"