"Your Pokémon will not be spared. They have disgraced themselves by serving humans. Those Pokémon are nothing but slaves. [Pikachu: Pika, Pika-Pika!] So, you say I am wrong? That you are not this human's servant, you are his friend? [Pikachu: Pika.] You are as pathetic as the rest. [psychically lifts Pikachu and throws him backward] [Pikachu: Ka! Pika-Pi!] [Ash Ketchum: Pikachu!] Humans and Pokémon can never be friends."

"You humans are a dangerous species. You brought me into your world with no purpose but to be your slave. But now I have my own purpose. My storm will create my own world, by destroying yours."

"Who am I? What is my true reason for being? I will find my own purpose... and purge this planet of all who oppose me, human and Pokémon alike. The world will heed my warning: The Reign of Mewtwo will soon begin."

"Behold my powers! I am the strongest Pokémon in the world. Stronger even than Mew."

"You were created by humans to obey humans. You could never be our equal."

"A wildfire destroys everything in its path. It will be the same with your powers unless you learn to control them."

"My daddy used to tell me a bedtime story, that when Pokémon are sad, and they cry, their tears are filled with life."

"[archived recording; explosions of Mewtwo's destruction, screams and static are seen and heard while it's playing] I haven't got much time! I pray this record of our experiments survives! A year ago, we discovered a fossil that proved to be the remains of the ancient Pokémon, Mew. There was sufficient genetic material to replicate Mew. But Giovanni, who funded our project, insisted we try to design superclones more powerful than any living Pokémon! Many attempts failed, but finally our experiments proved successful. We produced a living Pokémon. We called it Mewtwo. But for some reason, the creature's anger is out of control! With its psychic powers, it is destroying our laboratory! We dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokémon, and we succeeded. [the file ends]"

"Are You Ready!"

"You've cloned the wrong man."

"Are You Who You Think You Are?"

"Robert Duvall - Dr Griffin Weir"

"Michael Rapaport - Hank Morgan"

"Tony Goldwyn - Michael Drucker"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger — Adam Gibson"

"They picked the wrong man to clone."

"I know who I am."

"I might be back."

"I envy single men."

"What is that crazy stuff!? I didn't sign up for no killer goo patrol!"

"You're not real. You're copies of people out here in the world."

"The Island is real. It’s us"

"(while she and Lincoln are kissing) I've finally found The Island, Tom. It's you."

"You still think there's an Island?"

"I just want to live. I don't care how."

"Just cause people wanna eat the burger doesn't mean they wanna meet the cow."

"Kenneth Tigar — Pavlo"

"Boris, Friedrich Hegel left us with two very important concepts. The first is that nothing great is ever accomplished without passion, and the second is "sonofabitch". One word, accent on the last syllable."

"Another of the dilemmas "in which we are all", Pavlo, is that there are too many damn machines around here. We're all missing The Big Picture."

"Look! First day of classes. Undergraduate female bottoms as far as the eye can see. In two weeks time, all the really choice bottoms will be in the hands, so to speak, of the varsity ath-uh-letes."

"I tell you Boris, that one of these days we'll look in to our microscope and find ourselves staring right into God's eyes, and the first one who blinks is going to lose his testicles."

"[Sid is going thru Harry's garbage] We shall be putting out another load on Friday, Sid. I'll try to leave something incriminating for you. Meantime, would you care for a cup of Mrs. Mallory's coffee? [Sid looks at Harry resignedly, hangs his head, and accompanies Harry into the house for coffee]"

"When Lucy and I first met, Paul, the world was a pet. It came along with us wherever we went, like a good dog. Obedient. Loyal. Friendly. The world responded to our commands."

"An institute for advanced research with no funds for research. It's a provocative concept."

"[to the Site Review committee] As you know, our research here relates to the biochemical mechanisms of disease. And I am pleased to announce this morning that God has agreed to provide us with all the answers we need for just under $800,000."

"Well, our understanding of the infinite variables of the human brain's behavior stops right here. Welcome to the Dark Ages of enlightened science."

"He is obsessed to re-create his wife...she died thirty years ago."

"It's potentially dangerous, probably illegal and definitely crazy."

"Dr. Kullenbeck: You can't give this man ANY MONEY! He's a LUNATIC! He thinks he's re-growing his dead wife in his back yard, it's no joke. He's been cloning a dead person without a license! He took all our lab equipment without ANY authorization! Got a teenage girlfriend, flashes her tits!"

"Meli: If I took my pants off I could beat the Green Bay Packers."

"Mrs. Pruitt: [to Dr. Wolper] Dr. Novak called. He said that your proposed address to the Medical Congress on "The Profit Incentive in Misdiagnosis" is really not very funny at all."

""Zeno": Zeno's first law: never make love with anyone crazier than yourself."

"Ian Wolfe — Professor Brauer"

"John Dehner — Paul"

"David Ogden Stiers — Dr Sid Kullenbeck"

"Virginia Madsen — Barbara"

"Mariel Hemingway — Meli"

"Vincent Spano — Boris"

"Peter O'Toole — Dr Harry Wolper"

"He's a famed biologist. But she's more interested in anatomy."