"I know who you are. You're Gwen Lieber, best-selling author of the Eternity Kiss series. First of which is about to be made into a major motion picture, coming soon to a theatre near you."

"Casey B. Dolan – Zoe"

"Corey Feldman – Edgar Frog"

"Kirk O'Dale: Is this it? I've been waiting 300 years for a good fight!"

"Very creative, Frog. But when it comes to killing, I prefer more traditional methods... like impalement."

"Are you ready for a sacrifice?"

"A father can't murder his own children. That would be in bad taste. Even an impertinent little wimp like DJ X. I told him, "You can't turn all the cattle into cowboys. You'll wind up with too many cowboys." But he didn't listen. And now, thanks to his damned raves, there are going to be far too many vampires roaming the Earth. That's where you come in."

"I'm disappointed in you, Edgar. This is no way to treat your savior."

"Thanks to you. If X had been able to drink my blood during the Blood Moon, my power would've passed to him... and that would've been a shame. I've been the Alpha for a long, long time."

"I've brought you Edgar Frog, just like you asked. Now it is your turn. Remember your promise to me. I just don't want to grow old. Sorry."

"Oh, I bet you did not see that coming."

"Edgar! I hope you brought your bathing suit. I thought we should blend in with the other partygoers."

"Well... there's always been an element of eroticism in vampire mythology."

"You sure don't look like a cold-blooded, meaner-than-hell, bad-for-nothing vampire killer."

"Edgar, since I know I'll never be able to talk you out of what you're about to do, I can't let you go up against a potential head vampire without giving you this. One of the first books on vampire hunting ever written. It'll hopefully keep you safe. Watch your back. Alan. P.S. If you're still alive on Tuesday, be sure to call Mom. It's her birthday."

"— Steve Raglan / William Afton"

"Kat Conner Sterling — Max"

"David Lind — Jeff"

"Christian Stokes — Hank"

"Joseph Poliquin — Carl"

"Grant Feely — Ghost Kid (Blonde Boy)"

"Asher Colton Spence — Ghost Kid (With Hook)"

"David Houston Doty — Ghost Kid (With Bunny Ears)"

"Liam Hendrix — Ghost Kid (With Hat)"

"Jophielle Love — Ghost Kid (Blue-Eyed Girl)"

"Tadasay Young — Dr. Lillian"

"Michael P. Sullivan — Doug"

"Lucas Grant — Garrett"

"— Jeremiah"

"Matthew Patrick — Sparky's Diner waiter"

"Cory Williams — a cabbie"

"That's usually the part people tell me I'm crazy."

"My aunt she's an idiot but like it or not no judge in the world will side with me."

"Some people think so. Depends on what you think."

"Hi, this is Mike. I'm just calling to see if that job that you offered was still available."

"— Aunt Jane"

"Piper Rubio — Abby Schmidt"

"— Mike Schmidt"

"Can you survive?"

"Woody Harrelson - Officer Charlie Robinson"

"Wesley Snipes - Officer John Robinson"