"Marvin McNasty: We will after you steal the Bone of Scone. By that time, these whining whelps will become slobbering killer brutes! No one will be able to stop me!"

"Lumpy: Hand me the other half."

"Bones: That is the other half."

"Lumpy: I mean, the "other half"."

"Bones: Oh, the other half. I left that at the museum."

"Lumpy: What?! Do you know what the boss is gonna do when he finds out we've only got half?"

"Bones: You think he'll punish us?"

"Lumpy: No. He won't punish us—he's just gonna kill us!"

"Whopper: We can't let 'em change us in that machine, Collette!"

"Collette: How can we stop them?"

"Whopper: Except for one little part—I've got that all figured out. We're gonna get away!"

"Collette: How?"

"Whopper: That's the part I haven't figured out yet."

"Whopper: Did I ever tell you about the time I led an Arctic expedition?"

"Collette: No, but I'm gonna hear about it now."

"Whopper: It was through a million—no, a zillion miles of ice and sno-o-o-o-w-w-w-!"

"Max Elliott Slade - Jeffrey "Colt" Douglas"

"Michael Treanor - Samuel "Rocky" Douglas"

"Comin' at you!"

"Disney's new or a big shot! A Bruce Lee for young people"

"Action at its Best!"

"Kate Sargeant - Emily"

"Baha Jackson - Bully"

"Clifton Powell - FBI Agent Kurl"

"Patrick Labyorteaux - Fester"

"Professor Toru Tanaka - Rushmore"

"Joel Swetow - Mr. Brown"

"Rand Kingsley - Hugo Snyder"

"Margarita Franco - Jessica Douglas"

"Alan McRae - Sam Douglas"

"Victor Wong - Grandpa Mori Tanaka"

"Chad Power - Michael "Tum Tum" Douglas"

"You Won't Believe Your Eye."

"Monsters, Inc.: We Scare Because We Care"

"[taken away by the C.D.A.] I hope you're happy, Sullivan. You've destroyed this company! Monsters Incorporated is dead! Where will everyone get their scream now?! The energy crisis will only get worse because of YOU!"

"Kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to."

"[about to dispose of Sulley] Look at everybody's favorite scarer now, you stupid pathetic waste. You've been #1 for too long, Sullivan! Now your time is up! And don't worry. I'll take good care of the kid."

"[after whacking Sulley with a scream canister] You don't know how long I've wanted to do that, Sullivan!"

"[to Fungus] If I don't see a new door at my station in five seconds, I will personally put you through the shredder!"

"Do you hear that? It's the winds of change."

"I'm tellin’ ya pal, when that wall went up, you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face. Woo-hoo! I hope we get a copy of that tape. Hey, you all right? Come on, pal, cheer up, we did it. We got Boo home. Sure, we put the factory in the toilet, and, gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now, not to mention the angry mob that'll come after us when there's no more power... but hey, at least we had a few laughs, right?"

"Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in you that makes you look like...Listen, I need a favor."

"[chants] I don't know, but it's been said. I love scaring kids in bed!"

"[to Mike; silently] Ook-lay in the ag-bay."

"[while Sulley brushes his teeth] C'mon, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary monsters don't have plaque!"

"Bonnie Hunt as Ms. Flint"