"I would just like to challenge the idea that it is necessary to have a lot of women, or a particular number, on a board. Business is very, very competitive and you should take the performance of women in another competitive area, which is sport where [men] have no strength advantage. Chess, bridge, poker - women come absolutely nowhere. I think that just has to be borne in mind."

"In the old days, they put idiots in the village stocks. Now we put them on the Today programme."

"The trouble with Godfrey is that, he is not a racist, he's not an extremist or any of those things and he's not even anti-women, but he has a sort-of rather old fashioned territorial army sense of humour which does not translate very well in modern Britain. What he ought to have learnt is that time and time again he says things that overshadow the whole agenda that Ukip is fighting for. My opinion is Godfrey has gone beyond the pale."

"You can torture people to death but you jolly well can't give them a full life sentence because that's against their human rights. We can't hang them because we're now a member of the European Union and it's embedded in the treaty of Rome. It's a personal thing but I'd hang the bastards myself. ... Especially for some of these, especially for the guy who hacked the soldier to death. I do hope they would ask me to throw the rope over the beam because I'd be delighted to do so."

"[From a video of a meeting at Wordsley, near Stourbridge in July 2013] How we can possibly be giving a billion pounds a month when we're in this sort of debt to bongo bongo land is completely beyond me. To buy Ray-Ban sunglasses, apartments in Paris, Ferraris and all the rest of it that goes with most of the foreign aid."

"What a racist comment. How dare you? That's an appalling thing to say. You're picking people out for the colour of your skin? You disgust me."

"I am always deeply suspicious of received wisdom. [...] As far as I am concerned man-made global warming is nothing more than a hypothesis that hasn't got any basis in fact. Every day more scientists are modifying their initial views. Recently 60 German scientists wrote to Chancellor Angela Merkel saying there was no proof for carbon causing global warming."

"Terrified young women beaten into prostitution often from Eastern Europe ... is only a very small aspect of the flesh trade."

"No self-respecting small businessman with a brain in the right place would ever employ a lady of child-bearing age."

"I am here to represent Yorkshire women, who always have dinner on the table when you get home."

"I want to deal with women's issues [...] because I just don't think they clean behind the fridge enough."

"The sleep of reason encourages the elections."

"We are not for making shoes, so shoemakers can have jobs, but so we can have shoes."

"I am for joining a free trade zone. The European Union is not such zone, but a zone of raging bureaucracy which stears every hectolitre of wine, and every tone of beef."

"Socialists try to convince us that the tea becomes sweet not because of sugar, but because of mixing."

"If the car drives in the wrong direction better fuel won't help."

"[Conservatism is] a fight for keeping these qualities that made us move unceasingly."

"Nobody is safe of his life, property and health when the parliament deliberates."

"Saying you are a patriot is not enough - you have to be one."

"The world is not ruled by those who have money, but those who have dreams"

"Socialism destroys everywhere one thing - diversity. Everything is supposed to be best, and as we know, best things are always in shortage. I remind once more that for the socialists "best" is what they consider "best" for us, and not what we like."

"Socialists believe otherwise - a man is not competent enough to make decision should he use seatbelt, should he buy insurance, and the same man is competent enough to elect president and government."

"The socialist is not a human, but an animal, because a human differs from an animal in this that he has moral values, and the Reds (socialists), as their program states, they disobey them."

"A scientist who writes for a grant has to write subpar papers - so that the grant giver will understand what the paper is about."

"The purpose of road traffic is speed, not safety."

"The difference between Europe and USA is that in USA they keep the Reds in reservations, and we in parliaments."

"When in an organism there are cancer cells, they have to be removed, not helped because they're "so young" and "so creative"."

"I support the protection of life from conception to natural death. But a natural death for a murderer is a death on the gallows."

"A jump from the sixth floor is definitely more harmful than taking heroin, yet we don't forbid building sixth floors."

"A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong."

"The average intelligence quotient of Australian aborigines is more or less equal to a child with Down syndrome, and no one thinks to do abortions on Aborigines."

"My principal aim is to destroy socialism."

"Democracy means that if this man, you, and I will be trapped on an island, we having a majority of votes will decide that you have to sleep with us. That's the Democracy. And with 2/3 votes we can even put that in the constitution."

"Let's be straight, anarchist demanding state-sponsored welfare would be akin to a Catholic demanding right to rape the Mary, mother of Jesus."

"Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him."

"But please remember, that in 1991 in the w:Sejm [lower chamber of polish parliament] I didn't demand the abolishment of Special Economic Zones. I demanded the creation of a single Special Economic Zone - which would encompass the whole country!"

"If every other Jew had a weapon in 1939, the Holocaust might have been prevented."

"[Women] Inferior? Superior! I am sexist, of course."

"Socialism is a monster that will die."

"Prisons are the universities of the opposition."

"I've had no sexual education, but I have six children."

"Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes smarter."

"Fascism is not [only] squads of the SA or the Blackshirts marching on the streets. Fascism is officials, in uniforms ordering what is capitalist supposed to do with "his" factory, and how he should father "his" children and occasionally - how many Jews (or anti-Semites) should be sent to Auschwitz."

"Building of European Commission would be perfect for a brothel."

"Every fascist state like Germany, France, or modern Poland takes away citizen's right to self-defense. Fascist Americans such as Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton want to take arms away from American society."

"Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes."

"I suspect in Lenin's works there's everything, if you search well."

"Currently we breed cowards and snitches. Whored society of sons of whores!"

"Fight to preserve these traits of civilization, that made us go forward."

"Politicians that proclaim big words without meaning rule in democracy. At best they allow themselves to discover that it's better to be rich and healthy than sick and poor and that it is necessary to care for 'good of Poland" - clap clap, hurricane of clapping."