"[Eleanor is watching tape] Come to my wrestling school in Ayden, North Carolina. And become a disciple of Salt Water Redneck. You can become not only a badass, but the badass. You will learn."

"You are not invited to my birthday party!"

"Zack Gottsagen as Zak (as Zachary Gottsagen)"

"Tyler, I am going to give you all of my wishes for my birthday."

"Shia LaBeouf as Tyler"

"Susan McPhail as Diner Waitress"

"Ann Pierce as Rosemary (as Ann Owens)"

"Jake Roberts as Sam (as Jake 'The Snake' Roberts)"

"John Hawkes as Duncan"

"Thomas Haden Church as Salt Water Redneck"

"Tim Zajaros as Orderly"

"Rob Thomas as Winkie"

"Jon Bernthal as Mark"

"Snitz Edwards - Miller (uncredited)"

"Rita Flynn - Molly Doyle (uncredited)"

"George Daly - Machine Gunner (uncredited)"

"Frankie Darro - Matt as a Boy (uncredited)"

"Frank Coghlan Jr - Tom as a Boy (uncredited)"

"Joan Blondell - Mamie"

"Edward Woods - Matt Doyle"

"Donald Cook - Mike Powers"

"Leslie Fenton - Samuel 'Nails' Nathan"

"Mae Clarke - Kitty (uncredited)"

"Beryl Mercer - Ma Powers"

"Murray Kinnell - Putty Nose"

"Lev Abramov - Goon (uncredited)"

"Robert Emmett O'Connor - Paddy Ryan"

"Clark Burroughs - Dutch (uncredited)"

"Why that dirty, no good, yellow-bellied stool. I'm gonna give it to him right in the head the first time I see him."

"That sister of yours ain't getting any bargain in Mike."

"As far as Paddy Ryan's concerned, there are only two kinds of people - right and wrong. I think you're right. And you'll find out that I am."

"Hey, Stupe, that's got gears. It ain't no Ford."

"You are different, Tommy. Very different. And I've discovered it isn't only a difference in manner and outward appearances. It's a difference in basic character. The men I know - and I've known dozens of them - oh, they're so nice, so polished, so considerate. Most women like that type. I guess they're afraid of the other kind. I thought I was too, but you're so strong. You don't give, you take. Oh, Tommy, I could love you to death. [Tommy and Gwen embrace and kiss passionately]"

"[Young Tom grabs his pants just as his father is about to spank him] How do you want 'em this time, up or down?"

"[Stumbling severely wounded after a gun fight with a rival gang and soaking in heavy rain] ... I ain't so tough. [Then collapses in the gutter]"

"He Makes All Men's Land NO-MAN'S-LAND! THE PUBLIC ENEMY Who Is He? BORN OF GREED! EDUCATED IN EVIL! EXISTED BY GUILE!"

"James Cagney - Tom Powers"

"Jean Harlow - Gwen Allen"

"[Scrolling through menu of digital film archives] Video. TV. Home movies. No Way."

"[Pointing gun at Ronald] Okay, I've got a gun at your head!"

"Okay. There's one thing you can't hock. It's David's father's ring. It's the only thing he has to remember him by."

"One man's trash is another man's treasure, my friend, especially if that one man is a rich prick."

"[After chasing Evelyn's vehicle on bicycle, he collapses by a tree] Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Everybody can go fuck themselves. [Focusing his gaze on a mailbox, it reads; The Needlemans]"

"[Referring to Kelly] You women are all the same, you are all cunts."

"[To Jonas] I will take a finger for every day you do not bring me my Porsche Carrera. I told you not to fuck with me didn't I?"

"[To Jonas] Be warned, you little cunt!"

"[Referring to Kelly] What should we do this with this trollop, hmm!"

"Didn't they shoot Grease here, Sammy?"

"[Pretending to have just been married into wealth] Yeah. I was gonna invite you, but it happened so quick. It happened in Maui."

"[To foster mother] We were climbing this volcano and when we got to the top, he proposed, and I said yes."