Crash Bandicoot Series

"Welcome to the show, vermin! Looking for your precious mask?"

"Not this time! I've got a backstage pass for you to get up close and personal with my weapon of mass percussion. Come ready to rock!"

"Tonight, live at the War Palace... get ready for a KILLER performance!"

"Ehehehehe chomp chomp!"

"You think you're so great with your stupid grin on your stupid face. Stupid!"

"Enough with the jumping already! Showoff."

"Minion! Leave behind nothing but a smoking crater!"

"Greasemonkey Gazette raves: A DEADLY display that will BLOW your mind (and body, into pieces.)"

"A performance so electrifying you may just spontaneously combust! Or, uh, not-so-spontaneously..."

"Scurry scurry little rats, or you'll miss the show!"

"Admittance to tonight's performance is free. First come, first TORN TO SHREDS!"

"Let's see that blood spray!"

"Frank! Filthy rodent! Kill my favorite minion will you?!"

"Just make it quick this time."

"The show of the century! Tonight, 10 p.m., and 6 feet under!"

"You're gonna be right on time... if you don't become roadkill first!"

"A spectacle so incredible you won't believe your eyes, or ears, or failing internal organs!"

"The best show you'll ever see! The LAST show you'll ever see! Ehehehe!"

"Attention minions, the bandicoots are in sight! Start the Doom Rig!"

"Are you ready? Start...your...bwaah?! SABOTAGE!!!"

"Run run vroom vroom! Ehehehehehe!"

"What's taking you imbeciles so long?! Your target's caged, for cripes sake!"

"Alright, all you bloodthirsty lunatics. Put your freaky little hands together for...RAWK-IT HEAD! 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4."

"Prepare for a beat-ing, bandicoots!"

"You're ruining my solo!"

"Stop it stop it stop it stop it!"

"Stay away from my robot! He's fragile."

"What's the matter? Don't like DEATH METAL?!"

"My equipment!"

"No bandicoots allowed on the drums!"

"GAAAAH!!! The show must go on!"

"Paws off the stereo!"

"You really know how to make me mad!"

"Argh! Fine! We'll do this the hard way."

"Quit breaking my things!"

"Will you stop interrupting my set?!"

"Noooo! Hmm. [blasted off from explosion] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! [falls down] Ow, ow, ow, oh! My beautiful creation..."

"[to Cortex] Hush, simpleton."

"Like Doctor Cortex said, give the 20 Crystals you've collected to me."

"[screaming while falling from the sky and lands in a cave. He looks around and laughs as he notices the power crystals] Crystals, of course! [his candle burns out, leaving him in darkness] D'oh!"

"Well, well, well. If it isn't Crash Bandicoot. Welcome. I apologize for the cruel means used to bring you here, but I'd rather expect a written invitation would be turned down. I need your help. Surrounding you are a series of five doors. Through each door lies a well-hidden crystal. Crystals look like this. [shows hologram of crystal] Bring me the crystals, Crash. That is all I can say for now. We will speak again."

"Well done, Crash! I knew I could rely on you. Now listen carefully; this hologram is hard to maintain. During the course of my intellectual pursuits, I have stumbled across a force that threatens to destroy the world. Crystals are the only means of containing it. The fate of the world is at stake; it is imperative therefore that you bring them to me!"

"So, you're helping Cortex to gather Crystals, and yet you've acquired a Gem! Interesting! Heheheheh! Well Crash, heheheh, know this, as long as you are allied with C-C-C-Cortex, you are my sworn enemy and I will do everything in my power t-t-t-to stop you! Heheheheheh! If the fate of the world is truly your concern, you must g-g-gather the Gems, not the Cr-Cr-Cr-Crystals!"

"Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. I wish some sort of reconsideration is possible here. And frankly, I'm still mad about the last game! You didn't even invite me! That really hurts!"

"That was ridiculous and appalling! You failed to destroy Crash Bandicoot!"

"I got away with the Mojo! And the big deal is that Crash Bandicoot is still alive!"

"Oh, yes. I will kill Crash Bandicoot. Kill him... forever. [sinister music continue] Oh, I love this part. [sinister music continue until the final note] Okay, it done."

"This is... Let's get some mutants in here, it's looking a little hairy right now."

"Ow, look, stop that!"

"This is going so well. Let's get some mutant in here, somewhat?"