"[on TV] Dingo's Diner is back and ready for you! Say g'day to delectable dishes inspired by my interdimensional travels. Enjoy the breeze with our innovative three-wall dining room design. Dingo's Diner: health and safety rated "D"...for "Delicious"!"

"Master, my mechanical marvel will hypnotize you an army!"

"Andre Soguizzlo as Ace Hardlight"

"Phil Morris as Merc and Reactor"

"Armin Shimerman as Dr. Nefarious"

"Nika Futterman as Juanita Alevaro"

"Chris Hatfield as Big Al"

"David Kaye as Clank"

"James Arnold Taylor as Ratchet"

"See, this is what they mean by gratuitous violence, Juanita. I'm going to call my kids and tell them to stop watching! ...Just as soon as I have kids."

"Folks, just a reminder. Tomorrow is "Kick Your Best Friend in the Pants" Day! Free popcorn for everyone who participates."

"And that Lombax is terminating with extreme prejudice! It's a good thing we're out of range, eh, Juanita? We are out of range, aren't we?"

"And they're gonna be squashed like pancakes! With syrup, and butter, and jam, and a little orange garnish on top and say, can I have breakfast for dinner or is that just weird?"

"[When the Puma is damaged] Hey, don't scratch the paint on that Puma. We're giving it away on bingo night!"

"[When Ratchet has low nanotech] Ratchet's about to bite the bag and step out the door. That means die."

"Interesting fact, folks, DreadZone started over 2 guys fighting over a breakfast burrito, and the rest is history!"

"[In the Dark Cathedral of Kronos] It's cold, it's dank, it's scary, it's just like my ex-wife!"

"Team Darkstar is making their mark in DreadZone! Team Markstar is making their dark in RedZone! Oh, dear, I've gone cross-eyed..."

"This guy's gonna get us a lot of commercial time, Juanita. Let's just hope we don't have any more wardrobe malfunctions! [Laughs]"

"They have to traverse what I like to call the "Chasm of Endless Falling and Eventual Dying". Good luck kids!"

"This is more fun than a bus-load of cheerleaders!"

"In this challenge, Team Darkstar needs to grind a cable positioned hundreds of feet above the water! Is this even safe? Of course not! This is DreadZone, baby!"

"Since I don't have much time left, I'd just like to apologize to a few people. Timmy Aberdeen, I was the one who lit your backpack on fire, and I'm sorry that you couldn't get it off in time. Susie Binkleton, I was the one who put the tyhrranoid in your locker. Hey, but I hear the therapy is going well, though. Chin up, kid! And finally to you, Juanita, my dear, sweet Juanita. I'm sorry for 6 years of rude jokes, harassing innuendo, and those friendly little pinches in the elevator, but who am I kidding you? You love it!"

"Run, Ratchet, run!"

"Daran Norris as Dallas Wanamaker"

"Jim Ward as Shellshock and Captain Qwark"

"Michael Bell as Gleeman Vox and Lawrence"