"Leftovers? Not a problem with Flint Lockwood's latest invention, the Outtasighter, so named because it catapults uneaten food out of sight, and therefore, out of mind."

"Flint, this is amazing! And designing the ice cream to accumulate into scoops? I don't know how you're gonna top this!"

"I scream, you scream, we all scream for Flint Lockwood's latest tasty town-wide treat, with flurries of frozen fun on what the mayor declared to be an ice cream snow day. He'd also like to invite everyone in the world to catch a cruise liner, and come on down this Saturday for the grand opening of Chew and Swallow, a town that is truly à la mode. With today's scoop for the Weather News Network, I'm Sam Sparks!"

"We are about to be in the epicenter of a perfect food storm. It's going to spread across the globe. I've calculated the Coriolis acceleration of the storm system. First, it'll hit New York, then Paris, then the Jiayuguan Pass in eastern China. And in four hours, the entire northern hemisphere will be one big potluck."

"[upon seeing the meateroid] Water goes in the top, a food hurricane comes out the bottom."

"Where's Flint? [looks outside as the meateroid explodes; despaired, thinking Flint died] NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"Your son was a great man."

"Hello, Sam Sparks. I’m America!"

"You're under arrest, Flint Lockwood! Thank goodness you only caused minimal damage to Sardine Land."

"Hey! This mess we're in is all our fault. Me, I didn't even protect my own son. Look, I'm as mad at Flint as you are. In fact, when he gets out of that car, I'm gonna slap him in the face! I know Flint Lockwood made the food, but it was made to order, and now it's time for all of us to pay the bill."

"My chest hairs are tingling. Something's wrong."

"[repeated line] Uh-oh!"

"What a freak! He wants to be smart, but that's lame."

"[running while carrying a pair of gold plated ceremonial scissors] I really shouldn't be running with these!"

"[dismayed as Flint and Tim enter The Roofless restaurant] What?! You're letting that guy in?! That guy's a nerd!"

"Glad I'm wearing a diaper."

"[running out of the crowd as they boo at him; whining] Who am I?!"

"I'm not Baby Brent anymore. I'm Chicken Brent, and I'm finally contributing to society!"

"This just in: Our humiliated weather intern is apparently back for more."

"Yikes! What is that, a scrunchie? I haven't seen one of those since 1995."

"- Flint Lockwood"

"- Sam Sparks"

"- Tim Lockwood"

"- "Baby" Brent McHale"

"- Mayor Shelbourne"

"- Officer Earl Devereaux"

"- Calvin "Cal" Deveraux"

"- Patrick Patrickson"

"- Fran Lockwood"

"- Joe Towne"

"- Regina Devereaux"

"[first lines; narrating] Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different, like you had something unique to offer the world if you could just get people to see it? Then you know exactly how it felt... to be me."