"Our first competitor is approaching the starting line. And judging by the smell of burned rubber and brimstone, it can only be Tammy the Terrorist! A three-time veteran of the race, and leader of her own extremely convoluted religion, is this the year Tammy turns prophecy into victory?"

"Well, I'll be damned. This traitor and his bitch, Bexie, just burned down the Fireman. Only five Death Racers left as they head into the projects. Frankenstein is still in the lead, with Gipsy Rose a close second, and Connor Gibson's eating everyone's dust in dead last. Stage three: the projects."

"Frankenstein and Benedict Arnold himself, Connor Gibson, battle for the lead. But Gipsy Rose and Johnny Law are hanging around the front of the pack."

"Lucy Aarden - Carley"

"Manu Bennett as "Frankenstein", the cybernetic veteran Death Race champion"

"Zach McGowan - Connor Gibson"

"Velislav Pavlov - "Frankenstein""

"[describing Gibson to Goldberg for Baltimore Bob] Connor Gibson. In for felony... whatever. Two counts, six counts, who's counting? He's in here with the rest of us. I wish I had a few more b-bullet points for you, but he's a question mark."

"Christine Marzano - Jane"

"Are you ready, you bloodsuckers?! I can't hear you, you bunch of filthy sissies!!"

"Now, this is all about freedom. The freedom to sit on your big fat butt all day and watch the singly greatest sporting event known to man. Competition. That's what's made this country so great. Welcome to the Death Race!"

"Danny Glover - Bob "Baltimore Bob""

"Yennis Cheung - Rose "Gypsy Rose""

"Hi, my fellow citizens of this great country of ours, the United Corporations of America. Why did those Pilgrims land on Plymouth Rock? Because they needed a place to stage the greatest filthy contest known to man!"

"And here they are! Welcome to Death Race, the ultimate in auto carnage. One day, 11 drivers, four stages and over 250 live camera feeds."

"If you think you can make a go of it against Frankenstein, you're wrong. I can barely handle him, and I'm three times the man you are."

"Roger Rook as Radio Operator"

"Malcolm McDowell as the Chairman of the United Corporations of America; a parody of Donald Trump complete with a "slight comb-over in his hair.""

"John Landis as Mechanic"

"Wendy Bartel as Laurie"

"Darla McDonell as Rhonda Bainbridge"

"Simone Griffeth as Annie Smith (Frankenstein's navigator)"

"Connor Gibson is not the man we are coming to know. He is a warrior. A very decorated and specialized warrior, known in the shadow world of government killers for his wet work with the CIA. Targeted killing is his forte, and I am his mark. He's here at the behest of Weyland International. Sent here by the fascists from the outside because they think I've gained too much power. They fitted him with a strap, and he hangs around their waist like a hatchet. There's a helicopter ride to freedom waiting for him at the finish line. Tell me, Sergeant, am I wrong?"

"Send me the best you've got, Warden. I'll send them back to you skinned, gutted and quartered."

"Sylvester Stallone as Joe "Machine Gun" Viterbo"

"Fred Grandy as Herman 'The German' Boch (Matilda's navigator)"

"Wendy Dio as Blonde Masseuse"

"Velizar Peev - Nazi Bastard"

"Terence Maynard - Valentine"

"Lorina Kamburova - Nazi Girl"

"O great American multitude and sports fans everywhere. Today, we inaugurate the 20th Annual Trans-Continental Road Race. Today, the five bravest young men and women in this greatest of nations will risk their lives in the greatest sporting event since the days of Spartacus! Three days hence, a new American champion will be crowned for all the world to behold, in awe, in respect, in fear!"

"Cassie Clare - Bexie"

"William Shephard as Pete (Jane's navigator)"

"Zany Janey, winner of this year's trials at Watkins Glen, placed second in 1998 and led in last year's second lap until she went out with gear trouble. Her fans and lovers everywhere wish Janey better luck this year."

"My children, whom I love so dearly, it has been my duty in the long and difficult years since the World Crash of '79 to serve you as best I could. Never before in history have masses forgone all comfort, so that the spirit of genius might thrive and seek the golden key to a new time of plenty in the fertile field of minority privilege. And now, my children, the drivers are ready. The world is waiting. Once more, I give you what you want."

"David Carradine as "Frankenstein""

"All right, all right! This is Junior Bruce, your buddy-buddy and mine. And I'll be giving you the blow-by-blow, play-by-play when the kings and queens of the open road roar onto the track! Do I hear the sound of engines? It's Calamity Jane Kelly, queen of the road, at the wheel of that mean, ornery stud bull!"

"Leslie McRay as Cleopatra (Nero's navigator)"

"Jack Favorite as Henry"

"Sandy Ignon as FBI Agent"

"Let's talk about the bad boys and girls that run this race. Featuring three-time racer Johnny Law and his monster police cruiser. He's here to protect and serve. Two-time racer the Fireman and his Dodge Ram Hemi. His ax is coming through your door. Queen bitch of the Sprawl, Matilda the Hun, sporting her school bus yellow Econoline van. And first-timer Gipsy Rose in her bad-for-nothing Mini Cooper S. With a face only a mother could love, here's Pierced-Face and his VW Bug. Nazi Bastard and his bloodthirsty truck from hell. Dirt and his Formula 1 War Cycle, counting on speed to keep him alive. Veteran racer Dead Man and his killer hearse. He didn't come here to rest in peace; no, sir. Behind the wheel of her Toyota Celica, virgin racer Cleopatra. And last but definitely least, our resident rat, Sergeant Gibson and his big block Camaro. He's got a bullseye on his back."

"Marci Miller as Annie Sullivan, Frankenstein's proxy"

"Rowan Thane as Tunnel Riot Guard"

"Olivia Jackson as Palmer"

"Anton David Jeftha as "Jackal""

"Louis Joubert as Psycho Pit Crew #1"

"Dick Ervasti as Commercial"

"Lauren Cohan as September Jones (archive footage)"