"Emma Brand: To think I voted for you last election; never even considered nobody else! BAD, BAD SHERIFF! (upon her frustration of Andy refusing to help her get her pills)"

"Brisco Darling (referring to Ernest T. Bass) -- "We thought about killin' him... didn't want to go that far.""

"Ernest T. Bass: It's me, it's me. It's Ernest T.!!"

"Well, now, maybe I didn't see that there line because I wasn't wearing my specs. Drunk or sober, I can't tell much without my glasses!"

""Where's my plaque? Give me my plaque." -- Barney describing how Otis is going to arrive at the mayor's office to receive an award."

"Otis: [speaking of how his mouth feels] Shooby, shooby, shooby."

""Judy Judy Judy" -- Goober does his "Cary Grant" impression."

""Go-o-lly!" -- Gomer Pyle"

""Sha-zay-um!" -- Gomer Pyle (southern for "Shazam!")"

"You're a boob, Gomer!" -- Barney Fife, in "Citizen's Arrest"

"Citizen's arr-ay-est!, citizen's arr-ay-est!, citizen's arr-ay-est!" -- Said by Gomer Pyle (actor Jim Nabors) to Barney Fife (actor Don Knotts) in the episode aptly titled "Citizen's Arrest."

""Sure Mike, sure." Barney drunkenly says to Andy after Otis spikes the spring water in 'Barney and the Governor.'"

""Maybe this will explain why Aunt Bee's feeling so good." Barney to Andy in 'Aunt Bee's Medicine Man.'"

""Well, where there's smoke there's firewater." Barney to Andy in 'Aunt Bee's Medicine Man.'"

""You got to spend a quid and some bobs to get anything good these days." Barney talking with Andy and Malcom Merriwether in 'The Return of Malcom Merriwether'."

"Deputy Barney Fife: Nip it! Nip it in the bud!"

"Of course you smell gas. What do you think this car runs on, coal?"

"Jay walking is rampant!"

"Here at THE ROCK, we have two basic rules. The first rule is: OBEY ALL RULES. Secondly: Do not write on the walls, as takes a lot of work...to erase writing...OFF of walls. Now as we tell all men when these doors shut behind them, you are starting a new life. If you are wise, you'll begin rehabilitation."

""Well, you and Aunt Bee is havin' fried chicken. And, I'm having crow..." [in answer to Opie's questions what's for dinner after Andy realized he was terribly in the wrong about something he thought Opie did]."

""You look good enough to take to Chinatown!" (referring to Aunt Bee) in Season 5, Episode 5"

"Maude: "You're a treasure!" (laughs)"

"Ronny Howard as Opie Taylor"

"Andy Griffith as Andy Taylor"

""Call the man!" - Andy Taylor, after the freezer went out at home and Aunt Bee needed a place to keep her meat."

""You beat everything Barney, you know that?" Andy to Barney Season 3 Episode 6"

""But don't the trees sound nice and full?" Andy referring to the birds Opie has just let go. In 'Opie:The Birdman'."

"Hal Smith as Otis Campbell"

"Frances Bavier as Aunt Bee"

"Elinor Donahue as Ellie Walker"

"Don Knotts as Barney Fife"

"Barney: "You're beginning to get to me.""

"Maude (escaped convict): "What made you change your mind?""

"Barney: "Let's you and me dance.""

"Clarabelle: Well, we will. We'll wait outside for him."

"Jennifer: But we've got to tell the Sheriff what we know."

"Tina Louise - Ginger Grant"

"Dawn Wells - Mary Ann Summers"

"Russell Johnson - Professor Roy Hinkley, Ph.D. ("The Professor")"

"Natalie Schafer - "Lovey" Wentworth-Howell"

"Jim Backus - Thurston Howell III"

"Alan Hale Jr. - Captain Jonas Grumby ("The Skipper")"

"Bob Denver - Gilligan"

"Monica Horan - Amy MacDougall Barone"

"Sullivan Sweeten - Michael Barone"

"Sawyer Sweeten - Geoffrey Barone"

"Madylin Sweeten - Ally Barone"

"Peter Boyle - Frank Barone"

"Doris Roberts - Marie Barone"

"Brad Garrett - Robert Barone"